Friday, February 26, 2010

"Tell Me a Story"


Once upon a time there was a guy named Hitler.

Edward Hitlerhands?

He was a douche with J-RPG hair.

The soundtrack to today's HGP entry is 'Marie Provost' (sic) by Nick Lowe

He was eaten by dachsunds. The end.

Olaf could probably tell it better. He found it here.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mein Hotfoot!

Considering I slipped on black ice this morning, maybe this one is a little merciful to Hitler:

Smoking is apparently AWESOME for your health.
Another fine piece of Hitlery from the Daily Hitler.

Monday, February 22, 2010

It's Filthy Out This Morning...

So I decided to get a nice soothing bowl of soup...

Even worse: he ordered clam chowder.

There. I feel better.

Once again, this has been a great resource.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Hang 'Em High

Or low. Whatever.

'Damit' is right! I guess...
Just hang 'em.

Olaf tipped me off to this one, from the Daily Hitler.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010


I meant to put this one up ages ago:

I support this troop.
Click to enlarge.

Originally found here.

Hit tip to Mark.

Monday, February 15, 2010

"Only One Man Can Give Me the Raspberry...

...Dr. Seuss!"
The 500 Landing Ships of Bartholomew CubbinsFound here.

Friday, February 12, 2010

A Simple Lesson

You know, sometimes I send out a little request for DIY Hitler-Punching from my Loyal Readers.

And sometimes I hear back from my Loyal Readers: "But Wolter, how can we punch Hitler?"

And I say, "It's simple, Loyal Readers, all you have to do is..."

And then I catch myself, and say, "But why can I tell you, when rcs can SHOW YOU:

One fist is definitely worth a thousand words.

See? It's that simple!

Like rcs, you can send your DIY Hitler-Punching art to HitlerPuncher AT Gmail DOT Com. Do it.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I'm Not Whimsical Enough... come up with a hokey rhyme here. Suffice it to say, there is nothing more awesome than:

Oh the places you'll be blown to...
A Dr. Seuss Tank About To Lay
Some Smackdown On Hitler!

I've discovered a bit of a treasure trove of Seuss right here.

Monday, February 8, 2010

You Know What?

If you're a fan of comics AND this blog, and you're not reading Curt Franklin and Chris Haley's Let's Be Friends Again:

Now *that's* news I can use.

You really should be.

The Chris Haley reminded me of the existence of this panel about 9,000 years ago on Twitter. I'm finally putting it up now.

Friday, February 5, 2010

This...Disturbs Me...

But no more than anything else manga-related does:

I'm almost stunned there's no tentacle rape.
This picture was posted here around the time I started this blog. Synchronicity.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

You Want To Talk Procrastination?

Both Ali and (I think) rcs sent me this one separately sometime last May:

Now if only Hitler hadn't procrastinated about this.

...and here we are.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Adolf's Inferno Continues!

And welcome back to the new Monday/Wednesday/Friday incarnation of Hitler Getting Punched (also known as Wolter is lazy running out of pictures).

Kicking it off we have...well...this:

Your guess is as good as mine, folks.

Just wow.

Once again, Olaf has plunged the depths of hell (or at least Lithuania) to bring this to us. Thank the man.