Jaxxon, Guys. Jaxxon.

So... last night I decided to draw the single greatest non-canonical character in Star Wars history kicking Hitler in the face. It's a little sloppy, but c'mon: it's Jaxxon kicking Hitler.

I based it on this "classic" image by Howard Chaykin of all people.

SWEET PUMPKIN!

I'm back!

This is...probably a little insular.

I drew it for my tumblr blog. Which I also hardly ever update.

More Of the Same, But COLORFUL!

Yeah, yeah. We've seen it.

I added a little color this time.

Oh, in case anyone is curious about the stuff I done drew, I have a tumblr blog that I've been putting up stuff on.

Please Hammer, Do...Oh You Know the Drill

I know I promised some Captain America action yesterday, but something came up. Something awesome:

ORIGINAL HITLER PUNCHING ART!

Thanks to Kelly Reardon of Where's M.C. Hammer? for the picture, which I suspect was conceived in some capacity by Forklift over at Hockeenight.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

You wanted more Hitler Punching? You got it.

Or rather, I wanted more Hitler Punching, asked for it, and got it.

This may be a little High Concept,* but here's a wonderfully drawn 5-second sketch of webcomics juggernaut Kevin Church delivering what I assume to be a right jab to Adolf's noggin', courtesy of Drunk Elephant Comics' very own Max Riffner!

I've never met Mr. Church face-to-face, but I am assured that this is accurate in every detail.

*As if I ever had a problem with that.

Keeping Our Fist On the Zeitgeist...

So, I was lamenting the fact that someone needs to punch Hipster Hitler on principle, and rcs reminded me that like TWO MONTHS AGO he made this:



I feel like such a fool for forgetting about that. And for forgetting about this blog. AGAIN.

Okay, I'm Back...

Sorry about being out of the loop for so long, but I've been busy at work, planning a wedding, and just plain lazy.

But all of that changed.

Why?

Because THE BLACKHAWKS WON THE STANLEY CUP, that's why!


Thanks to rcs, for sticking a Chelsea Dagger in-between Hitler's ribs.

This Fills Me With Inordinate Delight

Last week was a bit of a wash for me, but I'm hoping HGP comes on strong this week.

And to start with, we have some ORIGINAL HITLER PUNCHING ART!

Thanks to Robin, whose Meats and Treats was the single greatest food cartoon blog of 2009.

And if you want to show off your Hitler Punching skills, submit some original art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. And, like Robin, you might just get some of these:

Enjoy those HGP Fun Bucks, Robin.

Well, This Was Unexpected

--ly Awesome.

I'll fully admit to not being very familiar with Hack/Slash, but color me intrigued.

Thanks to Olaf for the photoshop. Cassie Hack created by Tim Seeley.

A Simple Lesson

You know, sometimes I send out a little request for DIY Hitler-Punching from my Loyal Readers.

And sometimes I hear back from my Loyal Readers: "But Wolter, how can we punch Hitler?"

And I say, "It's simple, Loyal Readers, all you have to do is..."

And then I catch myself, and say, "But why can I tell you, when rcs can SHOW YOU:



See? It's that simple!

Like rcs, you can send your DIY Hitler-Punching art to HitlerPuncher AT Gmail DOT Com. Do it.

A Christmas Message From Santa

Sometimes words can hit as hard as a fist:

Well, not really. But still...watching Santa give Hitler a dressing down is a Christmas Miracle to me. Plus, come on, how awesome is it to hear that right jolly old elf say: "YOU WILL GO THE WAY OF ALL GRASPING TYRANTS...PERISH IN BLOODY DEFEAT..."

Olaf found this here.

SPECIAL BONUS CHRISTMAS CONTENT!

rcs gets Grinchy on Adolf:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND KEEP ON PUNCHING IN THE NEW YEAR!

I Can't Believe It's Krampus Eve!

In fact, it snuck up on me so fast I didn't have time to clean up and color my own Krampus art:

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HGP!

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like...

...KRAMPUS!

Well, at least everywhere I go.

Thanks to Olaf for the Kristmas Krampus Kraziness, which he Kreated. If you want to submit your own Krampus art, by all means send them to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Hitler's War On Christmas...

...is not going well.

Thanks to rcs for bringing the DIY reindeer games. May his stocking be stuffed with HGP fun bucks this year.

Did I Put Up Five Entries This Week...

Or six?


In all the confusion, I almost forgot to thank rcs for making my day with more DIY action!

Every Time I Try to Escape DIY Week...

...rcs drags me kicking and screaming back in.

I literally laughed out loud at this one, though:



Someday a real rain will come, Adolf...

Kick Him 'Til You Puke!

If there's one thing Andrew W.K. likes to do, it's party.

But if there's another thing he likes to do, I can only assume it's...

Kicking Hitler in the face.

Thanks to Olaf for providing me with my favorite DIY Hitler-kick-to-the-face in history. And thanks to Hoy for providing the photo.

If anyone would care to top Olaf (maybe by having the Electric Six punching Hitler), send your own Hitler-injuries to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

More DIY For Monday!

You know, Hitler was less angry at Jesse Owens for winning those medals in 1936 than most people think.

What really pissed the Fuhrer off was when Jesse flying-roundhouse-kicked him into the long-jump sandpit.



Thanks to rcs for the DIY Hitler-smackin'. Send your own DIY entries to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com, and be part of the fun.

If Adolf Hitler Flew In (Again) Today...

...they'd smack in the face with a bass!

DIY action continues with this piece from rcs!

Bonus feature: The HGP Roundtable

Olaf: "I like the surrealism of it. 'Paul Simonon goes bass fishing in a lake that looks like Hitler'"

rcs: "finally, someone understands my efforts! i suffer for my work - you should suffer, too!"

Wolter: "Solid."

I just love that this isn't even the first Clash-related DIY Hitler art.

Don't be left in the cold, folks! Send your DIY Hitler Pain to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.!

NES DIY Action!

You know what? I used to hate the damn dog from Duck Hunt. Always laughing at my poor aim. But then...

HE TOTALLY COLD-COCKED HITLER!

Thanks to Still216 for another entry in his acclaimed (by me) series (do two entries count as a series? I think they do) of DIY NES art.