Scuffle with Hitler and Steal His Briefcase, Now with Hilarity!

*awkward pause*

Hey.

So, remember that classic BBC show Red Dwarf, well they don't skimp on the Hilter abuse either. Check it out, the fun begins around 1:54 (but it's worth watching the whole clip for context):

He had it coming. You don't get to commit genocide and keep your briefcase. Besides the physical abuse and property seizure... it' the verbal barbs that will last a lifetime. Asshole.

This is a clip from the Red Dwarf season III episode "Timeslides." Written by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor and directed by Ed Bye. Originally aired December 12, 1989.

Hat tip to Rory for the lead on some Red Dwarf related Hitler abuse.

Bayonet Week, Day Eleven!

Bayonet Week limps onward like an obese man trying to take one last trip to the buffet with this, the second failed attempt to embed in as many days.

But once again, I do have screencaps.

But you can't make a silk purse out of Hitler's ear, so I'm showing them small. They're actually more legible that way. If anyone can find this cartoon in better quality and get me some sharper pics, I'll drop some HGP Fun Bucks your way.

Here's the blurry bayoneting in progress:

And I would be remiss if I didn't use the following awful joke:

"Fire in the hole!"

There, I feel filthy-dirty, as I should, for making that.

Okay, I'm almost certain this is the last of my bayonet pictures. If you want this extended to "Bayonet Fortnight," you best submit something quickly to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

I'd also feel filthy-dirty if I didn't let you know this is a Terry Toons cartoon named The Last Roundup, which features the same horrific characters as the comic I posted a while back. It was directed by Mannie Davis, written by John Foster, and submitted by rcs.

Bayonet Week, Day Ten!

I have had the crappiest time trying to get this video to embed, so here's the direct link:

It's a series of short, animated Soviet propaganda films about Hilter. He comes off as a bit of a jerk. I wish I could get the damn thing to embed right.

But more importantly, I have been given screencaps!

Fascism's inglorious end, indeed.

Thanks to rcs, whose love of Bayonet Week has allowed it to last yet another day.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBLLLLLE!

Hitler. Jesus. Gandhi. Punching.



There's a lot of joy to be found here.

Thanks to The Alibear, who is going above and beyond the call of duty as a significant other, for sending me this. I'm stunned that she allows me to spend so much time hunting for Hitleriana, but to do so herself is pure love. The pure love of watching Hitler get punched. Mazel Tov, honey.

1st Person Stabber

Ah, what a blast from the past this is:

The real money shot starts around 15 seconds before the end, but there are plenty of Hitler-wizards and assorted Nazi soldiers to watch die before then.

I was never good enough to get this far, but I loved Wolfenstein 3D anyway. Any opportunity to shoot Nazis is a good opportunity.

Germans Punching Hitler? You Better Believe It.

Oh my goodness. We at HGP owe Olaf so very much.

I don't even know how to repay him for this:

Captain Berlin doesn't need this kind of trash in his town.

And, get this: there's a TRAILER!

Captain Berlin video directed by Jörg Buttgereit, who is apparently quite the controversial fellow. Comic artist unknown. More information located here, if you speak German. Which I clearly do not.

Punching Hitler: The Movie

We truly live in a glorious age:

The Award-winning Short from 2004 now on MySpace. Three drinking buddies get hold of a time machine and decide to go back in time to punch Adolf Hitler every single day of his life. PUNCHING HITLER hit the festival circuit in 2004 and had a healthy run that's still going strong. HITLER was featured at the Cannes Marketplace, DaVinci Fest, The Valley International Film Festival, FilmStock UK and several other festivals around the world. Seen in over 22 Film Festivals and 5 Countries! AWARDS: 2004- Valley International Film Festival(CA) WINNER "People's Choice" Award 2004- FilmStock(England) International Film Festival WINNER, Best Comedy Award & WINNER, Audience Award 2004- Da Vinci (OR) Film Festival WINNER, Best Comedy Award 2005- DIY Film Festival Hollywood (Main Festival) WINNER, (Honorable Mention) Best Comedy Award Directed by: Edward S. Marks Written by: Andrew Rubio, Edward S. Marks & Scott R. Miller Edited by: Andrew Rubio

Here's the trailer:

PUNCHING HITLER Trailer

And here's the film in its entirety:

PUNCHING HITLER

Awesome.

Although discovered independently, Wolter also got pointed in this direction by Mark. So a hat tip to him!

Hitler Punching for Kids

We all know that the Looney Tunes gang, Disney, etc. all partook in Hitler abuse during the war years. Here is one such example, Daffy-the-Commando:

And here's the screencap of the shining moment at ~7:05:

This animated short was supervised by Friz Freleng, story by Michael Maltese. Hat tip to Olaf for the video link and rcs for the screencap.

Itchy & Scratchy vs. Hitler

From the Golden Age of the Simpsons:


Itchy & Scratchy vs Adolf Hitler - The top video clips of the week are here

Thanks to Neil for the link.

"Don't Hate the Führer, Hate the Game"

No, seriously. Hate the Führer.

In fact, keep hatin'.

Delightful. As was the first.

Watch the video:

Thanks to David Soderlund for the Screen Caps, and the Chappelle Show for the Hitler Slaps.