Bear Week 7: In It To Win It

If you got the title joke I just made, then thanks for reading, Chris Sims.*

But really, this entry IS going for the win, since it manages to combine BEAR WEEK, POSTCARD WEEK and BAYONET WEEK!


Goddamn, I love doing this blog sometimes.

Thanks to rcs.

*Yes, I am aware that In It To Win It is not the 7th entry in the Bring it On Series, but I haven't really been striving for accuracy this week.

Bayonet Fortnight, Day Fourteen!

Two solid weeks of stabbing Hitler, folks.  Usually in the tuchus.

I think the Bayonet Week tag needs to go on a little vacation:

Tune in tomorrow for something a little different. Involving fists. But not how you might expect it...

Thanks again Olaf. I was hoping to get my hands on luggage this sweet, but it was already sold...

Bayonet Week, Day Thirteen!

Looks like I may have to change the site's name. No one will let Bayonet Week end.

Listen Hitler, don't say I didn't warn you.

Who says 13 is an unlucky number? This feels great to me.

Not sure the origins of this. Maybe I should ask rcs, since he submitted it.

Bayonet Week, Day TWELVE?!?!

Holy hell...I cannot believe I have another Bayonet Week entry.

But, every time I try to wrap this series up, another one shows up.

WHEN WILL THE BAYONETING STOP!?!?!¹

Thanks again to Olaf, who discovered this here.

One more thing:

I am going to trim the rate of content back to a single morning entry per day from now on, unless I have guest art submissions, which will go up in the afternoon. I have a huge backlog of pics and vids right now (Olaf alone probably has submitted another 30-40 things you haven't seen), so lack of content is not an issue - I just want to have a little more free time outside of work to pursue my (admittedly limited) non-Hitler-Punching-related interests. Scheduling these isn't amazingly time consuming, but I have been far too busy to keep as far in advance as I would like to be.

Rest assured however, as long as I have the material, there will be daily content.

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1. Hopefully never.²
   
2. But probably today.
   

Bayonet Week, Day Eleven!

Bayonet Week limps onward like an obese man trying to take one last trip to the buffet with this, the second failed attempt to embed in as many days.

But once again, I do have screencaps.

But you can't make a silk purse out of Hitler's ear, so I'm showing them small. They're actually more legible that way. If anyone can find this cartoon in better quality and get me some sharper pics, I'll drop some HGP Fun Bucks your way.

Here's the blurry bayoneting in progress:

And I would be remiss if I didn't use the following awful joke:

"Fire in the hole!"

There, I feel filthy-dirty, as I should, for making that.

Okay, I'm almost certain this is the last of my bayonet pictures. If you want this extended to "Bayonet Fortnight," you best submit something quickly to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

I'd also feel filthy-dirty if I didn't let you know this is a Terry Toons cartoon named The Last Roundup, which features the same horrific characters as the comic I posted a while back. It was directed by Mannie Davis, written by John Foster, and submitted by rcs.

Bayonet Week, Day Ten!

I have had the crappiest time trying to get this video to embed, so here's the direct link:

It's a series of short, animated Soviet propaganda films about Hilter. He comes off as a bit of a jerk. I wish I could get the damn thing to embed right.

But more importantly, I have been given screencaps!

Fascism's inglorious end, indeed.

Thanks to rcs, whose love of Bayonet Week has allowed it to last yet another day.

Bayonet Week, Day Nine!

Even the Beatles didn't have weeks this long, folks. But I didn't want to deny anyone the joy of more Bayonet pics.

I'm just glad that Godwin's Law also applies to billboards:


Photo is from Getty Images. The caption states:

A view of a Soviet-style propoganda [sic] poster which depicts a Red Army soldier pointing a bayonet at a confused Hitler look-alike and reads "If you don't pay for heating you'll be punished!" in the center of eastern Ukrainian city of Donetsk on March 26, 2008. Posters likening people who don't pay their heating bills to Hitler are popping up in Donetsk, capital of the Russian-speaking part of Ukraine.

Harsh, dude. I'd hate to be bayoneted due to reductio ad Hitlerum.

Thank you, Alibear, for giving me the link.

Bayonet Week, Day Eight!

By popular demand¹, I'm extending Bayonet Week a little longer!

This is a British Christmas card that fills my May with the holiday spirit...

...just as it fills Hitler with a good foot of Sheffield steel.

Thanks to Mark for the submission!

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1. By "popular demand," of course means "I have more than seven of these."

Bayonet Week, Day Seven!

As Bayonet Week enters day seven, I think we should all relax and have a nice game of cards.

I know I'm all in...

This playing card of Drag Queen Hitler getting stabbed was created by Antonia Arias Bernal and is part of an entire anti-Axis deck. I suspect you MAY see more of them sooner or later. And yes, Olaf dealt me this.

Bayonet Week, Day Six!

Good morning!

Now that Flex has left the building, I'm only doing one post a day on weekends, so Bayonet Week continues at an earlier time today. After yesterday's fistravaganza aimed at an ersatz Hitler on Mt. Reichsmore, Uncle Sam decides to chase Hitler right where he belongs:

TO HELL!

Let's just hope Sam doesn't make the same mistake Futuro did.

Olaf sent this anonymous postcard to me. Well, I guess it isn't anonymous. I just have no idea who drew it.

Bayonet Week, Day Five!

I look at this picture and think to myself:

Truly, this is why they are the GREATEST GENERATION.

And I mean that from the bottom of my heart. Also, is it just me, or did a police sketch artist draw that target? It looks like an unfinished sketch of the Unabomber doing a Chaplin impression.

Olaf again with this picture of soldiers on a Pullman train methodically planning for the very real possibility that Hitler would be on the business end of one of their M-1 Garand's.

Bayonet Week, Day Four!

I like to imagine "Yakity Sax" playing while I read this:

I sincerely hope you do, too.

The cartoon is by the legendary Clifford Kennedy Berryman, the "Dean of American Cartoonists." I believe this drawing commemorates the exact moment Swastika House was put on Double Secret Probation.

Are you surprised at all that Olaf submitted this slice of joy?

Bayonet Week, Day 3!

I think Hitler was trying to bite on Ben Franklin's classic "Don't Tread On Me" image here.

But he forgot to tell the Russkies not to stab on him!

Olaf pretty much sent me everything this week except on so far by the way. Including this one. Which is by some anonymous Communist, I suspect...

Bayonet Week, Day Two!

Bayonet week continues today with a little geography lesson, courtesy of the Red Army:

"Germany is back that way, 'dolf."

Thanks again, Olaf. I wish I knew exactly who made this.

Tune in tomorrow when Bayonet Week explores the following question: what would happen if Hitler got bayoneted!

Bayonet Week, Day One!

I have developed a rather large collection of Hitler abuse imagery as this project has advanced. And while my first love is watching Hitler getting punched (in case you didn't know that already), I have to say, I'm charmed by the number of images I've found/been given that are based around Hitler getting bayoneted.

The last thing, I need to do is start YET ANOTHER BLOG, so instead:

I SMELL A THEME WEEK!

Tune in for a solid week of Hitler Getting Bayoneted! You'll be glad you did!

For the record, a rough translation of this poster is "We will mercilessly destroy and obliterate the enemy." Catchy.

This Soviet propaganda poster was created by the three-artist team known as Kukryniksy, and was submitted by Olaf.