It's Clip Show Time!

Or, HGP Gets Digitally Remastered.

[Insert cheap frame narrative here which enables Wolter to "flashback" to previous HGP entries.]

Like that time that Hitler got choked...

Or that one time I thought I might be able to have a whole week of Hitler Getting Pinched...

And really, who can forget the time Flex put up a really crooked version of this...

I hate to repeat myself, but that link Mark gave me had much better quality versions of some pics Flex and I already put up. Plus, what do expect on a Sunday?

Which reminds me of the time that Alex P. Keaton got addicted to diet pills...

Pincers Week: PUSHING THE PREMISE EDITION

Look, these are probably technically scissors, but what do you want from me, man?

They have a fulcrum, dammit!



This is a caricature of the German-born collage artist John Heartfield, a Dadaist and Communist whose work I'm only really familiar with because the band Discharge used a piece as a album cover.

Thanks, Olaf! I see you apparently found this here.

Pincers Week: CLOSE ENOUGH edition!

Yeah, yeah, this is technically a vice.


But are you really complaining?

Translation: "Germany in a vice between two fronts."

Alternate Translation: Hitler getting crushed like a goddamn pecan."

Mark's link is a cornucopia of wonder.

Pincers Week SHOWDOWN!

You call those pincers, Adolf?

Please...

You're embarassing us both.

Translation: Soviet Pincers are more powerful than Germany's.

Alternate Translation: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks again to Mark for the link.

Yes, Really...PINCERS WEEK!

I'm going for it, folks.

Come along for the ride, won't you?



Translation: "Pincers for the Pincers."

Alternate translation: "Suck it, douchebag."

Thanks to Mark, who sent me a fantastic link for Soviet Propaganda Posters.

Really? Pincers Week?

Here's another little pic found at Olaf's link from Sunday.



Sweet, sweet Hitler Pinching. I'm hoping I can scrounge up enough of you to make this theme worthwhile.


Translation (as on Sunday):

What they wrote: The actions of the Social Democrats have pinched the Nazis (September 1932)

What happened: Before these laughable Socialist pliers could squeeze the National Socialist German Workers' Party, Hitler's hammer had destroyed the SPD.

Yeah, you might not want to brag about hammers...

Seriously, folks: I'm scanning my on-deck pictures for more pincer fun, but if you happen to find any, feel free to send them to HitlerPuncher @ gmail dot com.

Pincers Week?

...well, we'll see...

Probably a bit too specific...

But mighty fun to watch.

You know, a lot of people make fun of the Bolshevist notion of art by committee, but Kukryniksy, a collective name of three cartoonists, did a decent job. Apparently, one would draw the faces, one the body and the last one colored it.

Both rcs and Ali submitted this independently.