Hitler Punches Cap? WHAAAAAT?

So, I was thinking to myself, "Self, on ones of occasions, it has been pointed out that Hitler never gets a chance to punch back. Is that fair?"

And so, I decided to give Adolf a chance to redeem himself...

Looks like you blew it again, Hitler.

Honestly, what a Spülungssack.

Like I'd give him a fair shot ever. Especially on Memorial Day.

Hitler epically fails to turn the tables on a drugged Cap in Tales of Suspense #67, written by Stan "The Man" Lee with pencils by Jack "The King" Kirby and inks by Frank "Ray" Giacoia. I found this one all by my lonesome, believe it or not.

Vive la AWESOME.

I have to admit something...


I might - might - have a bit of a weakness for time traveling world leaders and/or celebrities making a fool of Hitler.

Napoleon did it first, he did it longer, and he did it with the French Army. Hitler, take a seat.

The Little Corsican Corporal showed the Little Austrian Sack of Shit how it's done in Rip Hunter, Time Master #20, written by Jack Miller with art by Bill Ely. You can find out more about it here.

A patented HGP "No-Shit Prize" to the first person who guesses who submitted this.

"I'll Knock the Hitler Right Off Your Face!"

Nothing better than watching a Blackhawk smack Hitler so hard that...

HE KNOCKS HIS 'STACHE OFF!

Technically, this turns out to be a Hitler Imposter, but it still feels right.

Image taken from Blackhawk #115, collected in the Blackhawk Showcase, with pencils by Dick Dillin and inks by Chuck Cuidera. Image originally scanned by the incomparable Chris Sims, who sums up this tale here.