It's Finally Starting To Thaw

Both literally, here in Chicago, and figuratively (in my day-to-day life).

Sorry I've been out of commission, but even a dedicated Hitler Puncher can't always take a swing when he wants to.

At any rate, here comes the sun:

And, yes, it's all right.

Thanks to rcs. He found it on sale at eBay. You can buy it, if you want it.

October Revolution Week, Day 9!

Well, I figured I'd run this one a little later in the day, because our semi-quasi-occasional guest contributer, one Flex Flexerson, has thrown down a gauntlet.

So, I bring you the final installment of October Revolution Week +2 Days:

"As you sow, so shall you reap."

Okay, apparently it literally translates as "What you sow, that you harvest," but that sounds like it was translated by a machine.

Thanks, Mark. I think I've finally squeezed all the Hitler I could out of this link.

October Revolution Week, Day 8!

"In Russia, Week Has Eight Days of You!"

Ugh. I apologize for that.

Anyhoo, moving on to more of this NOT IN ANY WAY A BAYONET WEEK, we have another one from our old friend(s) Kukryniksy:

"Strike in his heart!"

And strike in my heart they did.

Mark carpetbombed my heart when he sent me this link.

October Revolution Week, Day 7!

Well, Adolf: it turns out you actually are their stepping stone.

"Allies With Us"

This dynamic representation of the Yalta Conference was in that magical link Mark provided.

October Revolution Week, Day 6!

That's right. Despite evidence to the contrary, this is October Revolution Week, NOT Bayonet Week, part deux.

"Our blows become stronger every day,
East will be Hitler's grave, and West will be his trap."

Once again, I restate: Mark, who is CLEARLY an avowed Communist who hates the troops, provided the link for this.

October Revolution Week, Day 5!

That's right, I've managed to end up five days in to a Russian Propaganda poster monsoon. Better get your umbrella out because the 5-day forecast is looking up:

"On the Moscow, Hoh, from the Moscow, oh!"

Thanks to Mark (Happy Belated Birthday, by the way), for giving me the link that keeps on giving.

October Revolution Week, Day 4?

Yeah, I know I haven't called it that yet, but it's October, and I've been tossing out Russian Propaganda Posters like it's my job.

God how I wish it were my job.



This one has the benefit of also doubling as a bayonet picture (I am NOT doing another week of those..).

The poster translates as "Decisive Step." If Hitler really was deciding to step into a whole mess o' bayonets, I sure as hell wouldn't stop him.

Thanks to Mark. Like all the posters this week, it's from this link he sent me.

Impromptu Propaganda Poster Week, Day 3!

Man, say what you will about the Russkies, they had kickass propaganda posters back in the day:

Translation: Every Hit of the Hammer is a Hit on the Enemy

Alternate Translation: Big Red Dude Bombs the Hell Out of Hitler With a Magic Anvil.

Thanks to Mark for discovering this link.

Not Actually A Punch...

Unofficial Russian Propaganda Poster Week enters its second day with this:

Translation: Take This!

He's not actually punching Hitler, just shooting the figs at him. But we know what's coming, don't we?

I'm probably going to turn this into a theme week, even if the week started on Friday. After all, it's October, so I guess we can honor the October Revolution or something.

Both rcs and Mark sent this in. I assume the both found it here.

I'm Tired Of Phoning It In...

I wanna MAKE WITH THE PUNCHES!


Translation: Blows From Three Sides Will Finish Fascist Germany

Alternate Translation: Fuck. Yes.

Also: I want those Soviet cufflinks.

Thanks to Mark, who found this slab o' rad here.

Another Thing I Never Get Tired Of...

Napoleon/Hitler comparisons on Russian propaganda posters.



I know that's a pretty specific thing to not get tired of, but I'm a pretty specific guy.

Once again, I thank Olaf for this one, though I think Mark might have contributed this as well.

Keeping the Hammer Down

After yesterday's Thor submission, I figured I might as well give another hammer pic for you fine folks:


I've had this one on deck for a while, and I forgot how I know that the artist was named Jim Lavery, who is not the same person as this Jim Lavery.

Thanks to Olaf.

It's oversleeping Saturday!

I'm slipping. Once again, I forgot to schedule a post.

Since I was caught with my pants down...



I thought I'd return the favor!

Thanks, Ali.

HGP trivia: I just realized this pic was used by Hayden War for his Strummer Punching Hitler artwork.

Reasons to Never Stop Punching Hitler: He's Interfering With Our Healthy Desires

Man, there sure are a lot of things you can do with Hitler.




But I still like punching best.

Not sure who created the first picture, but the second was found here.

Thanks to The Alibear for "Givin' it Up" and to rcs for "Givin' the Thumbs Up."

GIANT FIST is back!

...AND HE'S ARMED.



This piece of what I can only assume is Soviet propaganda came from what I can only assume is an antifascist website.

I can only assume I should thank rcs for submitting this.

I Recycle For Lots of Reasons...

But the main reason is vengeance.

That's a normal motivation, right?

Thanks to Olaf.

Pincers Week: CLOSE ENOUGH edition!

Yeah, yeah, this is technically a vice.


But are you really complaining?

Translation: "Germany in a vice between two fronts."

Alternate Translation: Hitler getting crushed like a goddamn pecan."

Mark's link is a cornucopia of wonder.

Pincers Week SHOWDOWN!

You call those pincers, Adolf?

Please...

You're embarassing us both.

Translation: Soviet Pincers are more powerful than Germany's.

Alternate Translation: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks again to Mark for the link.

Yes, Really...PINCERS WEEK!

I'm going for it, folks.

Come along for the ride, won't you?



Translation: "Pincers for the Pincers."

Alternate translation: "Suck it, douchebag."

Thanks to Mark, who sent me a fantastic link for Soviet Propaganda Posters.

Reasons to Never Stop Punching Hitler: Proctology is Vital to this Nation's Security

We all know Hitler did many an evil deed (even, if you believe folks like Glenn Beck, making America elect Obama as its first Secret Kenyan Muslofascist "President")... but his war on America's proctologists still stands as one of the most vile black marks of his hateful regime. Luckily, the Land of Freedom and Jesus was not to be deterred:


From a field report, highlighting one of the may confrontations between Evil and Anus:

It's the middle of the night outside of Berlin. Dr. Goebbels sleeps fitfully, as if he knows something mean is lurking in the woods outside. The window of his picturesque little cabin is open, nothing but the cold night air moving through. A strong breeze beats through the forrest, trees creaking. The man moving through the cloudy night casts no shadows, makes no noise. Minutes later, he's through the window and inside. No lubrication, just two strong arms and one very long glove.

When it's all over, the man vanishes into the night. A note is left on the floor: You just got served. - The U.S. Proctological Corps

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