It's Web Wednesday!

There is so much crazy going on in this that my brain cannot even parse it:

Okay, we have...

• The Web, a human dressed in a spiderweb cape, wrestling
• A spider with a very surprised Hitler head, in the air above
• A bald, vaguely offensive "Oriental" stereotype with a swastika on his forehead and a diaper over his naughty bits who is apparently beheading
• Everyone in France, if labels are to be believed. Meanwhile,
• Norway is apparently being hung, four at a time (or there are only four people in Norway...which might well be true, as long as they are all in Black Metal bands), and
• Czechslovakia is being gunned down by
• The reader, a la Doom. Which still fails to account for the fact that Germany is being represented by
• Gandhi leaning on a surfboard.
• Oh, and there's also a torch.

The Web confuses me (and no doubt Hitler) in Zip Comics #27 (or possibly #28), as drawn by the mysterious John Cassone (of whom I can find no biographical info). Picture submitted by the mysterious Olaf, of whom I also know precious few details...

I Think Sylvester the Cat Made the Same Mistake

Olaf seemed mildly chagrined that I threw that photoshop of his up yesterday.

And I quote:

Haha, you really put the condom punch up, Wolt!

Apologies to everyone! Except Hitler.

Well, Olaf, I will prove to the rest of the HGP readers that you're not a one-trick-pony:

I hope that le kangaroo "boxeurs" the hell out of him.

Thanks again for all the contributions, Olaf!

And if you have any Hitler-related art, by all means submit it to HitlerPuncher [at] gmail [dot] com!

Santa Fights Hitler: Ultimate Mega Showdown Rematch

As you may recall, this is not the first time these two titans of "guys who don't really hang out with Jews" faced off. This time however, it gets knocked up a notch:

Yeah, you got it. It's Santa Claus punching ROBOT HITLER with brass knuckles. The douche has it coming.

Hat tip to Olaf for the pic, the original of which can be found here.

It's Terry Toons Tuesday!

So is this adorable...or nightmare fuel?

I guess, as long as their on our side, I'll call them adorable.

P.S. - I'm learning that exposure to insane degrees of casual racism is the price one has to pay to get primo Hitler abuse.

Gandy and Sourpuss (yes, those are their real names) take on the Axis in Terry-Toons Comics #7. And if you wake up out of a fever dream that they appear in, blame Olaf.

The Working Title For This Was "Olaf's Condompunch"

And I see no reason to change it.


Sadly, this is full size. Olaf created it to honor this lazy, lazy linkdump post.

Who's the Boss, Now?

Answer: Not Hitler.

Never let it be said that Bruce Springsteen doesn't do his part for Hitler abuse.

More accurately, matedog does his part for Hitler abuse by creating this beautiful bit of photoshop glory. Thanks Dog!

It's Mondo Men Monday!

Who are the Mondo Men? Oh, just the dudes who...

....TOTALLY KILLED HITLER, BRO.

This fantastically minimalist tale was created by Scott Saavedra, and more info can be found about it here. Thanks again, Olaf.

Finally, I Care About Basketball

Now, when most people think of their favorite b-ball matchups their thoughts naturally turn to Gandhi versus Hitler. That is natural, and to be encouraged. Luckily, one citizen of the internet has made our daydreams a photoshop reality:

Hitler getting embarassed on the court leads to getting punched off the court. Book it.

Hat tip to rcs for the image. The actual job is by Nemo Dally and can be found here.

It's Supersnipe's Stabby Sunday!

Sure, it's not punching, but tell me it's not fun to see Supersnipe getting some mileage out of his Hitler Pin Cushion.


Go on. Tell me.

Supersnipe does that voodoo that he does so well on the H-man in Supersnipe Comics #9, written and illustrated by George Marcoux. Olaf tried to beat me to the punch on this, but Supersnipe's been sitting in my To Do pile since I started this blog. So there!

Reasons to Never Stop Punching Hitler: Awkward Sexual Tension

A variation on the propaganda poster from yesterday:

So, ladies, if you don't have anyone to cuddle with the Flex is still available.

*ahem*

Anyways, and even though it's not technically Hitler I thought y'all might like to take a gander at the "legacy" of the Driving with Hitler propaganda poster:

Topical!

Hat tip to Dr. Medulla for the Maher poster. Our very own Wolter dug up the Cuddle poster.

Can't Believe It Took This Long

...to put up this classic slice of Daredeviltry:

Hitler seems dismayed. As well he might be, as he's getting punched, stabbed, boomeranged, and squadron-of-itty-bitty-planesed by a bunch of really tiny superheroes.

This is, of course, the cover to Daredevil #1, with pencils by Charles Biro and inks by Bob Wood, with inside content that has been on HGP before.

In Honor Of May Day

We have a Stalin cameo:

Although, to be perfectly fair, Eisenhower's GIGANTIC fist is doing the punching. I like to think that fist landed JUST before Adolf pulled the trigger. Because the only thing better than Hitler offing himself is getting one more punch in.

Olaf submitted this piece of fine art by Peter Saul, entitled "Hitler's Bunker".

"I'm a Shock Trooper In a Stupor..."

Here's a little bit of verse from Silent Majority about my favorite Ramone meeting my least favorite anything:

It was in the year of '79
Dee Dee Ramone lay on his leathered back
Saturday smack addled shine
No whiskey did he lack

He stepped on board a vision
And followed with some gin
And ended up in Germany
Near the border of Berlin

He watched the marching army
Baffled at their clothes
Thought that he'd gone barmy
Seeing the Nazi pose

He walked the streets for hours
Then stopped at the Reichstag doors
The guards were simply cowards
Ran at the set of his jaw

He put on his jet black shades
Motorcycle boots on polished floor
A one man commando raid
Looking good for sure

Dee Dee sneered at the day
A moustached creep screamed
"Sieg heil! Actung! Danke schon! Away"
As on the fireplace he leaned

Easily caught and quickly taught
A lesson or two in place
Hitler brought up short
Dee Dee pulled out his razor bass

Yes, he caught the little turd
Punched Adolf after the chase
Singing 53rd & 3rd
As he banged the bass in his bloody face

The Ramone hit him for ages
Kicked his jackbooted arse
As Hitler had his impotent rages
As the sunshine turned to dark

Blood's never looked so pretty
As when it came from Hitler's shin
Dee Dee awoke in New York City
Many miles from Berlin

Gabba Gabba Heil?

Reasons to Never Stop Punching Hitler: Conservation

In this entry of a continuing series of reasons why Hitler should be punched at all times, we give you an eco-friendly one:

That's right. Carpool and conserve or Hitler wins. And that's why he should be punched, dammit. It's that simple.

This propaganda poster was made by Weimer Pursell in 1943 and printed by our very own guv'ment. Hat tip to Olaf for the pic.

Look for variations on the theme tomorrow.

The Destroyer Redeems Himself

Destroyer...I forgive you for letting me down yesterday.

Because...

You picked me right back up again.

Even if your costume is still ri-goddamn-diculous.

Thanks, Olaf, for helping me regain my faith in Hitler Punching. This mighty wallop occurs in Mystic Comics #8. Unfortunately, I'm not sure who the artist is.