Those War Bonds *Were* Put to Pretty Good Use...

Also, the saved scrap iron was used to make brass knuckles.


At least, that's what I assume.

No idea who drew this, but boy howdy, whoever it was has inspired me to buy some goddamn War Bonds! Am I right? Huh? Right?

Oh, and thanks again to Olaf for putting the Knuckle to the Knazi.

Hitler Abuse From Across the Pond

Sure, the majority of Hitler Punchery that occurs on this site comes from the U.S. But, though I'm proud of the American tradition of Fuhrer abuse, the Allied cause was spread over numerous nations. And few had as much of a reason to spank the crap out of Hitler than the English. And spank they did:


And, as far as I can tell, this is the song they sang while spanking:

A certain German chancellor has lost his head,
He's going to get a headache somewhere else instead,
And he will be retiring very soon,
To join a certain Kaiser down in Doom,

Adolf, you've bitten off, much more than you can chew.
Come on, hold your hand out,
We're all fed up with you, Gor Blimey,
Adolf, you toddle off, and all your Nazis too,
Or you may get something to remind you
Of the old red, white and blue.

Cheers, lads.

Lyrics to "Adolf," are by Annette Mills, who was apparently the aunt of both Haley Mills and Haley Mills. I'm guessing the artwork is by a "Lawrence Wright," but I don't have any information about him. Thanks to Olaf for submitting this fine example of Hitler abuse.

Part-Time War Workers Punched Hitler Too!

Or, slapped him I guess:

I haven't been able to source this one, beyond it being a legitimate propaganda poster from the war years. My guess is it originates from the United Kingdom, although the origin isn't verified. We'll still give a point to the limeys on this one.

Hat tip to Olaf

Stop Hitting Yourself, Adolf! Why Are You Hitting Yourself?

Look, America's foreign policy for the last half-century has not always something to be proud of. We have, unfortunately, gained a reputation as the bullies of the world. But, to be fair, there was a time when bullying wasn't such a bad idea...

Hitler was lucky he didn't survive long enough to see the outcome of the Almogordo Atomic Wedgie Tests.

Again, this is not strictly Hitler Punching, but it certainly follows the spirit, if not the letter, of the law.

Special Bonus Pic!

The cover to this issue:

Judging by the look on his face, I think Hitler knew he had this coming. I mean, just a month before, Captain America decked him for a measly sabotage attempt, so kidnapping Bucky was bound to piss him off a bit.

Cap and Bucky tag team Der Fuhrer in Captain America #2, by Jack Kirby and Joe Simon.

P.S. - This entry had been queued up before Flex put up yesterday's Easter entry. Note the similarities between this cover and that one.

A Very Easter Ass Kicking

Probably the reason we celebrate the zombification of our Overlord Jesus is because Hitler did it. In this fantastical "what if," we ponder what might have been if God wasn't such a negligent parent:

Oh, also, this really is a fake comic. It appears in Savage Dragon #31 (September, 1996). Pencils and inks by Erik Larsen.

Hat tip to Billy Joel and Jeff Loveness.

Not Strictly A Punch...

...But a welcome sight nonetheless.

Unless you're creeped out by superpowered children whipping evil dictators.

Thank goodness I'm not.

Cover art to the disturbingly named Master Comics #29 by Mac Raboy (same as yesterday).

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fight the Mustachioed Fiend

The Ninja Turtles weren't just about thwarting Shredder and the Foot Clan. In one very special issue of TMNT, Hitler's brain from the future builds a robot body to travel back in time and team up with his past self to, you know, be all douchey and genocidal and stuff. So, of course, the turles from the future follow him.

So, there you have it. This Hitler punching adventure appeared in issue #64 of Ninja Turtle Adventures (January, 1995). Script by Dean Clarrain, pencils by Chris Allan, inks by Brian Thomas, colors by Barry Grossman and letters by Gary Fields. Synopsis and scans taken from Daily Scans.

Spy Smasher Obeys Rationing Orders

...by using only one punch on the entire Axis leadership.

Spy Smasher apparently learned the same lesson my father taught me at an early age: "don't work harder, work smarter."

The cover art to Spy Smasher #9 was most likely drawn by Mac Raboy. I'd also like to take the time to give a shout out to The Grand Comics Database for making my search for Hitler beatdowns a whole lot easier.

The Trick is to Punch Him When He Opens His Mouth...

..that keeps the hate from spewing out.

"He hurt me, Doc."

"Adolf, Join the Nintendo Fun Club Today."

Thanks to Still216 for the highly sophisticated photoshop. It's seamless.

Punching Hitler... Through the Power of Song!

Spike Jones and His City Slickers' take on the Hitler smashin' classic.

Download: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0SH9F1WA

Hat tip to rcs

**Update!** Hitler Screencaps

I have been given a lovingly brutal pictorial chronology of Hitler being beheaded by a beloved Cat and Mouse team:

I think the third is my favorite. But that's like asking me to pick a favorite from my children.

My children who brutalize Hitler.

Yet another tip of the cap to rcs for the captures. And a tip of the cap to The Ramones for the final verse of "You Should Never Have Opened That Door," which has been looping in my head ever since I saw these.

"I'll Knock the Hitler Right Off Your Face!"

Nothing better than watching a Blackhawk smack Hitler so hard that...

HE KNOCKS HIS 'STACHE OFF!

Technically, this turns out to be a Hitler Imposter, but it still feels right.

Image taken from Blackhawk #115, collected in the Blackhawk Showcase, with pencils by Dick Dillin and inks by Chuck Cuidera. Image originally scanned by the incomparable Chris Sims, who sums up this tale here.

Itchy & Scratchy vs. Hitler

From the Golden Age of the Simpsons:


Itchy & Scratchy vs Adolf Hitler - The top video clips of the week are here

Thanks to Neil for the link.

The Tomato is Merely an Extension of the Self

And by that logic, Donald Duck is indeed punching Hitler right in the eye:

From: Walt Disney, 1942

Should Hitler-Punching Be Glorified?

Over on Comics Should Be Good, Omar Karindu says no. He makes some excellent points.

However, Superman clearly disagrees:

And who am I to argue with the Man of Steel?

Superman contemplates Non-Aryan violence in an article in Look Magazine from Feb 27, 1940, by Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster.