Not Even Remotely Timely

I was originally going to put this up around Christmas, but I received plenty of more suitable pics.

Leave it to Rob Liefeld's comic company to manage to make Santa a musclebound, knife-wielding, pouch-bedecked psychopath. But wait...

Is that Hitler in the pile?


Eh, close enough.

This tastelessness appeared in Santa the Barbarian #1, and was actually drawn by Dan Fraga (who is, I suppose a step up, artwise from his crosshatch-prone employer). I actually hadn't heard of this comic until recently, since I pretty much stopped reading comics for a decade when they all started looking like this.

And no, Virginia. To the best of my knowledge, there has been no Santa the Barbarian #2.

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM HGP!

GIve a Hoot: Read a Book, part 2

As part of our ongoing literacy program here at HGP, may I offer you this complimentary bookmark?


The original can be found here.

Thanks to rcs, for reminding us to read early and often.

Sweat it Out, Adolf!

You will be getting punched. Oh yes.



I have no idea who drew the cover to Prize Comics #37, but I'm hoping Yank and Doodle moved up the food chain.

It's Golden Age Policy...

All heroes must go after the middle-aged, unarmed politician first, while allowing your underage sidekick to tackle the Luger-toting career soldier.

Way to follow protocol, Eagle.

Also, per Weird Comics #20 (artist unknown), that Winston Churchill is still getting himself into scrapes.

An admission: I almost just credited Olaf for this out of habit, even though I found this my own damn self.

"Hitler Rhino Skates"

That was my original draft title for this, so I could remind myself what picture was on here:

To be honest, that's pretty much everything you need to know. All attempts at changing it are fruitless. Also, this is about as awesome a concept as I have ever seen.

Olaf found this picture, which is by an artist named Rheall; you can check out her site here.

Happy Boxing Day!

I would really love to have the moment of impact, but I think this tells a story:


And a pretty darn good one.

Olaf discovered this little sequence here. It's from this film.

A Christmas Message From Santa

Sometimes words can hit as hard as a fist:

Well, not really. But still...watching Santa give Hitler a dressing down is a Christmas Miracle to me. Plus, come on, how awesome is it to hear that right jolly old elf say: "YOU WILL GO THE WAY OF ALL GRASPING TYRANTS...PERISH IN BLOODY DEFEAT..."

Olaf found this here.

SPECIAL BONUS CHRISTMAS CONTENT!

rcs gets Grinchy on Adolf:

MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND KEEP ON PUNCHING IN THE NEW YEAR!

I Can't Believe It's Krampus Eve!

In fact, it snuck up on me so fast I didn't have time to clean up and color my own Krampus art:

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM HGP!

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like...

...KRAMPUS!

Well, at least everywhere I go.

Thanks to Olaf for the Kristmas Krampus Kraziness, which he Kreated. If you want to submit your own Krampus art, by all means send them to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Hitler's War On Christmas...

...is not going well.

Thanks to rcs for bringing the DIY reindeer games. May his stocking be stuffed with HGP fun bucks this year.

With All the Guns Trained on Hitler The Last Few Days...

I would never have expected the Red Skull to be the one to finish the job...

Thanks to rcs for the pic. Issue and artist unknown.

Maybe He Didn't Agree About "Like a Virgin."

Well, I've been making a time of Hitler-at-gunpoint images, so I guess in honor of the upcoming DVD release of Inglourious Basterds, I'll add one more:


I'm willing to sacrifice Mr. Brown if I have to. Sorry, Quentin.

Olaf tipped me off about this image, which he found here.

Did I Put Up Five Entries This Week...

Or six?


In all the confusion, I almost forgot to thank rcs for making my day with more DIY action!

Every Time I Try to Escape DIY Week...

...rcs drags me kicking and screaming back in.

I literally laughed out loud at this one, though:



Someday a real rain will come, Adolf...

BONK!

Really, what else is there to say, but...?

BONK!

This mysterious beflagged man BONKS Hitler and Tojo together on Power Comics #2, art signed "DEL," which may by Maurice del Bourgo.

Oh, and seriously, anyone and everyone out there who wants to draw me a Christmas Krampus spanking Hitler, by all means send it to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. My grinchy little Hitler Punching heart will grow three sizes if you do.