Saturday, November 21, 2009

Let's Just Assume This Is Hitler

Because I like what I see here...

This is (possibly) the best thing that could ever happen to (maybe) Hitler.
Subby drops the bomb on (possibly) Adolf in Sub-Mariner #1, with cover art by Marcos Martin

Thanks to Olaf, I think.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Introducing the Victory Boys!

Man, could this cover get more Golden Age?

I assume Roy Thomas has this tattooed somewhere on his body.Let's see. We have:
  • A team of young boys,
  • Dressed in embarrassing tights,
  • Recklessly endangering themselves,
  • To attack Hitler, who is in cahoots with,
  • A racist caricature of (I guess) Tojo, as well as,
  • An equally racist caricature of what I assume is Mussolini,
  • Who have apparently captured Winston Churchill (or a wax model thereof),
  • And are making him sign a peace treaty,
  • In what appears to be a 15th century Donjon,
  • With a skull candle holder on the desk.
  • Also, a swastika is being set on fire.
I think that pretty much covers it.

The Victory Boys put the boot to Hitler in USA Comics #5, with pencils by Al Gabriele and inks by George Klein.

Olaf discovered this here.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night...

...and punch Hitler ev-er-y day!


True Story: Vinnie Vincent was fired from KISS because he was 'too Italian' to punch Mussolini.
Most scholars agree that the turning point in the war was when Hitler foolishly invaded Detroit Rock City, thus dragging the KISS ArmyTM into the conflict.

Thanks to Olaf for creating this masterpiece, whose red pixels contain trace amounts of REAL BLOOD FROM THE MEMBERS OF KISS!1

  1. May not be true.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

"Did You Invade My Poland? Did You?"

Little known trivia: Olaf gained 50 pounds to make this original piece of Hitler Punching art.

Olaf also shaved his hair into a mohawk and shot Harvey Keitel.
Always a professional, that guy.

Of course, he did it all for these:

Only valid at participating Arby's restaurants.If you want your own HGP Fun Bucks, send your original Hitler Abuse Art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Postcard Week? Not Really.

Even though this is the second postcard in as many days, I just don't have the supply. Sigh.

Thankfully, I've been given a few more Hitleriffic pictures in the last few days, so HGP is still running semi-strong!

I thank the HGP Auxiliary Corps for their support, and remind everyone:

Il Duce has a really odd tan line here.Thanks to Olaf for being part of the HGP life support. I will be glad to take as many Hitler abuse pics as there are out there. Submit them to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com, por favor.

Monday, November 16, 2009

More Monday Monkey?

Here you go!

I find that child terrifying.

Another sadly defunct eBay item from rcs. Per the description:
Front of card is marked, "D.R. & CO.". Back of card is marked, "SLAM THE AXIS" POST CARD. Copyrighted 1943. D. ROBBINS & CO. N.Y.C." In the upper left corner, "FOR VICTORY BUY UNITED STATES WAR BONDS AND STAMPS".
My vacation is over, and I seem to have a dearth of Hitler art. Please submit any and all Hitler abuse (especially original art!) to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Well, This Is Suggestive...

I really have nothing else to say...


Wow. Just wow.
I don't know what rcs was looking for when he found this here, but ostensibly this is the sales description:

WWII Anti- Hitler V-1 WARNING SIREN SURPRISE Toy, circa 1944. Apprx. 4"x3"x1" multicolor litho cardboard box with great Hitler graphics; no instructions, pieces here include two small wooden items which resemble a "pipe" and a "chair" - see pics. Object of game seems to be to shoot V-1 bombs into Hitler's gaping pie-hole. Nice and colorful box graphics referring to Warning Sirens and the V-1.

Well, I know I'm surprised...