"Tell Me a Story"

Um...ok.

Once upon a time there was a guy named Hitler.



He was a douche with J-RPG hair.



He was eaten by dachsunds. The end.

Olaf could probably tell it better. He found it here.

Reasons to Eat Healthy #483

In case you need to beat the unholy crap out of Hitler.

So, I saw a preview of Inglourious Basterds yesterday. I can't honestly say that it was technically a "Good" movie (in fact, in many ways it may be awful), but it almost seems to defy the description of "Good" or "Bad." I can say this: it was as close to watching HGP: The Motion Picture as I am ever likely to see.

So if you're the sort of person who likes that sort of thing, it's the sort of thing you'll like.

Thanks to rcs for the picture, which he found here.

An HGP Bedtime Story...

Once upon a time there was a little twerp named Adolf...



He got punched.

The end.

Adolf in Blunderland, a (duh) parody of Alice in Wonderland was written by James DyrenforthMax Kester, amd illustrated by Norman Mansbridge. It was published in 1939. Thanks to rcs, who discovered this here.

Reasons to Never Stop Punching Hitler: Painful Puns

Oh zombie Jesus, Hitler deserves a brutal beating for this:
No credits here. If anyone knows who made this, lemme know.

Give a Hoot: Read a Book

Unaware of HGP's commitment to literacy programs?

Then allow me to introduce "R.A.S.H.I.F"

Reading About Hitler-Stabbing Is Fundamental.

Thanks to Olaf for dropping this in the HGP book return in a timely fashion.