Oh, my, my....

Hey guys! Remember this blog?

Friend of HGP (and actual, literal friend of yours truly) Adam sent me this link.

He isn't getting punched. BUT HE SHOULD BE.

HIPSTER HITLER!

Wow. Just wow.

Oh, and just so I provide you with non-linkdump content, here's a pic from Marky Dread:



God, help me, Hipster Hitler is the greatest idea I should have had. My hat's off to them.

Here's a Twofer!

Mainly because I'm way too lazy to split these into more than one cartoon.



These cartoons were by Kansas City Star political cartoonist S. J. Ray, and can be purchased here.

Thanks to rcs.

It's Finally Starting To Thaw

Both literally, here in Chicago, and figuratively (in my day-to-day life).

Sorry I've been out of commission, but even a dedicated Hitler Puncher can't always take a swing when he wants to.

At any rate, here comes the sun:

And, yes, it's all right.

Thanks to rcs. He found it on sale at eBay. You can buy it, if you want it.

Who DOESN'T love Sally Jupiter?

Well, her daughter has some mixed feelings. But the correct answer is clearly "Hitler."

Thanks, Watchmen, for fetishizing my hobby!

Credit Where Credit Is Due Section: I stumbled on to this page (where HGP gets a shout out!)while looking for more imagery. Thanks, meganphntmgrl for uploading them.

Remember Back When I Had Theme Weeks?

Those were the good times. Back when a seemingly endless supply of Hitler-abuse artwork landed in my lap...

Today, I pay homage to those halcyon days with:

A POSTCARD OF A BEAR ATTACKING HITLER.

I don't have a week's worth of these, but this is still pretty joyous.

Thanks rcs. Who says you can't go home again?

Follow Your Leader

I've been really lax with HGP lately, and for that I apologize. There's been an illness in the family and a wedding to plan, as well as my job actually requiring me to, you know, work...

But then longtime reader and contributor Mark reminded me that today was the day Hitler did the world a belated favor and punched his own ticket:

HAPPY HITLER SUICIDE DAY!

CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY!

Both rcs and thealibear submitted versions of the second pic ages ago that I misplaced. I found the first one while looking for the second. And decided to give you both.

NICK FRIGGING FURY.

I feel just awful for missing yesterday, but there were a lot of personal things on my plate.

To make it up to all seven of my remaining readers, I give you this classic slice of alternate history:

Hitler eats temporally tangential lead in FantasticFour #292, by John Byrne and Al Gordon.

Thanks to Olaf.

Happy Birthday, Hitler!

Let's celebrate!


I almost forgot what today was. No way I let Adolf get his birthday off, even if that means I have to come into the HGP offices on my off day. And hey, if you like this one, you can buy it.

Thanks to rcs.

Take That, Wax Hitler!

I got sent this link a while back, but I totally forgot to put it up:



Gotta love a man who straight up can't even stand a wax model of Hitler.

Illustration by Thomas Kuhlenbeck. Thanks to rcs for the link.

This One Has Been Making the Rounds

So I might as well toss it up before it becomes old hat:



Thanks to both Adam and Neil for this one, sent independently. As the watermark shows, it can be found here.

Well, This Was Unexpected

--ly Awesome.

I'll fully admit to not being very familiar with Hack/Slash, but color me intrigued.

Thanks to Olaf for the photoshop. Cassie Hack created by Tim Seeley.

Look At This Fucking Hitler...

You, know...I hate hipsters as much as the next aging former punk, but sometimes a stopped clock can still tell time.



And yes, I found it at Look At This Fucking Hipster.

More Hitler Getting Beaten With Sticks!

Remember Monday? Yeah. Me neither.

So here's another look:

Thanks again to Olaf.

Hitler Getting Beaten With Sticks...

...at a Punch and Judy show!

I love legitimate theatre.

Thanks to Olaf.

Zombie Hitler Stamp!

There's a weird-assed combo of words.

But it really happened:


And WHY?

The answer is of course, Operation Cornflakes. Which is a lame name for a kickass project:

Operation Cornflakes was a World War II Office of Strategic Services PSYOP mission in 1944 and 1945 which involved tricking the German postal service Deutsche Reichspost into inadvertently delivering anti-Nazi propaganda to German citizens through mail.

The operation involved special planes that were instructed to airdrop bags of false, but properly addressed mail in the vicinity of bombed mail trains. When recovering the mail during clean-up of the wreck, the postal service would hopefully confuse the false mail for the real thing and deliver it to the various addresses.

The content of the mail often included copies of Das Neue Deutschland, the Allies' German language propaganda news sheet. In addition, the postage stamps used were subtly designed to resemble the standard stamp with Adolf Hitler's face, but a close examination would reveal that his face is made to look like an exposed skull or similarly unflattering imagery. Also, the country identifier 'Deutsches Reich' (German Empire) read 'Futsches Reich' (Kaput Empire).

The first mission of Operation Cornflakes took place on 5 February 1945, when a mail train to Linz was bombed. Bags containing a total of about 3800 propaganda letters were then dropped at the site of the wreck, which were subsequently picked up and delivered to Germans by the postal service.

Pretty rad. Shame about the name. I guess they can't all be Operation Midnight Climax.

You can read more about Operation Cornflakes here.

Thanks to Slaky for tipping me off to the existence of Operation Cornflakes, and Dan for bringing me teaching me about Midnight Climax.

More Dr. Seuss?

You're damn right!

And yes, I found it here.

Today's Rolling Over Me Like This...

...The least I can do is take it out on Hitler.

More Dr. Seuss from here. And no, I don't have a special St. Patrick's Day one. Apparently the Irish don't care enough to punch Hitler for me.

GIs Shooting

Hey, remember this?

Here it is in action:

I want one.

Thanks to Olaf.

Do You Have Graf von Zeppelin In a Can?

Wait. That doesn't work.

No wonder no one praises the German sense of humor.

Dr. Seuss prank calls Hitler in another fine cartoon from here.

It's a Little Late

But in honor of Canadia winning that hockey gold, I give you:

A SEUSS MOOSE!

Found here.