Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Gremlins From the Kremlin?

You better believe it, brother.

A medley of screen captures from the Bob Clampett directed Warner Brothers short Russian Rhapsody, for you.

As long as he leaves Phoebe Cates alone.
You can find the full cartoon on youtube here.

Thanks to Ali.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Just like Forrest Gump...

...Hitler was all over the place in the 60s.

I love how annoyed he looks. 'How DARE you shoot me!'
I don't know about you, but Neil's piece of original historical Hitler-sufferin' just won my heart and mind...

Monday, September 28, 2009

EMERGENCY! Calling All Hitler Punchers, Worldwide!

We interrupt today's Hitler-Punchery for an ALL POINTS BULLETIN!

Hitler might not have died in that bunker after all.

We've been had folks! Get your knuckles lined up and report for active duty. We have punchin' to do.

Remember: if you find and punch Hitler, please provide visual proof. Send any photos or artists renderings to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Be vigilant. An unpunched Hitler is a victorious Hitler.

Thanks to Neil for the art from earlier today AND this link.

Calling Oliver Stone!

New and disturbing photographic evidence has come to light...

Jack Ruby: The Greatest Man In History.

Thanks to Neil for reminding us all that Normandy was an inside job. For his original Hitler art, he gets some HGP fun bucks.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

More Style: DIY Olaf!

I have to admit it. I have a soft spot for Iron Maiden. Olaf knows this. And he's taken advantage of it:

I want this airbrushed onto my custom van.
He's also taken great pains to stress that this is in honor of the Paul Di'Anno years. Which is cool. I like all Maiden vocalists not named Blaze.

But I'm not the final arbiter of all things metal. Let's consult the expert...

What do YOU think of Olaf's pic, Ronnie James Dio?

'Could use some more dragons, but it gets the horns.'Oh, hell yes.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

More Olaf: DIY Style!

After Olaf knocked it out of the park yesterday, I thought I'd present you with She-Hulk knocking Hitler out of the park:

I bet right after this she broke the 4th wall or something zany.
And yes: Olaf made this one as well. His HGP fun bucks Money Bin must be reaching Scrooge McDuckian levels of swimmability.

Friday, September 25, 2009

The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen

I normally don't put a second post up in a single day. But goddamn, Olaf just sent me The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen.

I present you with Aaron Bir's "History Reimagined."

His guidelines are simple:

I'm asking for three things from you dear reader:

1. a historical figure
2. a location
3. an awkward situation

If it makes me laugh or intrigues me it will be a comic on Wednesday.
And someone apparently dipped into my pscyhe:

I have tears in my eyes.
The guidelines?

1. Adolf Hitler
2. High above Germany
3. Getting punched by a polio ridden FDR, in jet packs

Oh god, this is glorious.

More DIY: Olaf Style!

Olaf also knows how much fun it is to make your own Hitler-Punching pics. All it takes is a little Wonder Woman, a little Fuhrer...

She knocked the Ed Grimley  out of him! ...and a lot of pain.

Why not join in the fun? Send your original Hitler Punchery (whether drawing, painting, sculpture, photoshop, or dirty limerick) to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Olaf, have some HGP fun bucks.

Thursday, September 24, 2009


You know what I love about punk music? The DIY mentality. And frequent HGP contributer rcs was not getting enough Hitler Punching in his life. So, being punk as fuck...

I think this was the cover of a Ducky Boys EP. ...he did it his damn self.

That earns rcs some HGP fun bucks:

Not accepted as legal tender anywhere except my heart.
Spend them on vinyl records, sir.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Because rcs Demanded It!

Per rcs, regarding yesterday's entry:

bring the sketch!
Fine, here you go:

This looks like something I would have put on my Trapper Keeper in High School. Only mine would have also had a dinosaur, some skulls, and it would have been Optimus Prime instead of Spike Milligan.
You big baby.

I kid. I just didn't want to spend the 32 seconds it took me to locate it.

Art by Neal Fox. You can check yesterday's entry for more info.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

But, Did Peter Sellers Help?

Here's a fun little piece of anti-Hitler art:

You know why I love the Goon Show? Because I'm not a damned Nazi, that's why.

Neal Fox created this piece of artwork for Goon Show co-founder and all-around comedy legend Spike Milligan's Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall. And it enables me to somehow have TWO tags for Men Named Spike That Punch Hitler.

Longish credit: Olaf rcs sent me a sketch of this (which I subsequently have apparently deleted), but while researching it, I found the completed art.


Monday, September 21, 2009

Another Thing I Never Get Tired Of...

Napoleon/Hitler comparisons on Russian propaganda posters.

My other blog, 'Napoleon Getting Forked,' never really got off the ground.

I know that's a pretty specific thing to not get tired of, but I'm a pretty specific guy.

Once again, I thank Olaf for this one, though I think Mark might have contributed this as well.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

He Has a Kick Coming!

And so do I, for forgetting to schedule one for today.

Have a spare postcard:

My dreams are a lot like this. Except right after the kick I end up naked on stage during the school play without knowing my lines.
Olaf and Ali were both on the ball I wasn't.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Fat Valkyrie Hitler Playing Card Violence!

Sorry, I wanted to see if I can write a spam headline as well as a machine. Like John Henry, only geekier.

Insert Sad Trombone here.

Eagle-eyed Punchologists might recognize the art of Antonio Arias Bernal from the legendary1 Bayonet Fortnight.

And even the most absent-minded Punchologist could probably make the educated guess that this was submitted by Olaf.

1. Well, legendary to me. That was a great time to be alive, I tells ya.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Keeping the Hammer Down

After yesterday's Thor submission, I figured I might as well give another hammer pic for you fine folks:

Rejected Post Title: Please Hammer, DO Hurt 'Em
I've had this one on deck for a while, and I forgot how I know that the artist was named Jim Lavery, who is not the same person as this Jim Lavery.

Thanks to Olaf.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Bonus THOR'S DAY Content!

Well, in "celebration of Thursday," Olaf has given us some...

I command you to kneel before the...GOD OF THUNDER AND ROCK 'N' ROLL!

I will never get tired of watching Thor stone-cold knock Hitler's block off. Literally.

You know I love this sort of stuff. So please submit your Hitler-Punchery to HitlerPuncher[at]gmail[dot]com. C'mon...Everybody's doin' it...

Original Thor art from the cover of Thor #3, by Olivier Coipel.

Sparky Watts Goes For the Trifecta...

And gets it!

I refuse to make a Billy Joel joke. Sorry. Won't happen.
Sparky Watts takes out the entire Axis on the cover of Big Shot #28, with art by the legendary Boody Rogers.

Thanks to Olaf.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

You Know What I've Missed?

A Good Ol' Fashioned Hitler Beatdown!

Ol' Adolf done got hisself into a mess a' trouble, huh?
Don't we all feel much better now?

Another fine piece of Hitler Punchery from cartoonist Willard Wetmore Combes.

Another thanks to Olaf.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

"Do We Get To Win This Time?"


We won last time.

But, by all means...

Coming up with new alt-text is my worst nightmare.

Stab away!

This was created by Mike Samson, and can be found here.

Thanks to Ali.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Bear Week Epilogue?

No. Not really.

Technically, I suppose the Cubs aren't mathematically eliminated yet.

It wasn't the planes. It was beauty that killed the savage Hitler. Oh, and the grenades. I forgot about the grenades.
But Hitler is.

Thanks Olaf. I have no idea where you found this.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Bear Week 7: In It To Win It

If you got the title joke I just made, then thanks for reading, Chris Sims.*

But really, this entry IS going for the win, since it manages to combine BEAR WEEK, POSTCARD WEEK and BAYONET WEEK!

This has everything I want in life. Everything.
Goddamn, I love doing this blog sometimes.

Thanks to rcs.

*Yes, I am aware that In It To Win It is not the 7th entry in the Bring it On Series, but I haven't really been striving for accuracy this week.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Bear Week 6: Jason Takes Manhattan

Bears have had it too hard for too long.

Turnabout is fair play, folks.

'I got this one on an Argentinian Safari in '68...'

Time to lounge around on a Hitler-Skin Rug!

This was created by Boaz Arad, an Israeli artist making a statement about reactions to the Holocaust.

And yes, I know this is stretching the premise to the breaking point. But this is HGP, people. You want subtlety, you're in the wrong place.

Thanks to Ali!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Bear Week 5: Nerds in Paradise

Before HGP is accused of partisan hackery in it's pro-Chicago Bears slant, allow me to present the following pic submitted by longtime reader and occasional contributor Mark:

I'm an Arizona Cardinals fan, but I can appreciate a good shot of a bear eating Hitler as much as the next guy.

Keep smiling, Hitler. Keep right on smiling.
Don't we all?

Per the website where Mark discovered this: the cartoon is basically stating that the Non-Aggression Pact will devour Hitler. I prefer to think this cartoon is stating that Hitler needs to be eaten by a bear.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Bear Week 4: Citizens On Patrol

Okay, at first glance, I was very excited to see another picture of a bear tearing Hitler a new one.

Then I realized they were dancing. Bummer.

Then it occurred to me: That bear is totally leading.

'I...ha-aad...the time of my life..
Way to sign a non-agression pact, Ginger Rogers.

Thanks to Olaf.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Bear Week 3: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

Nothing like a little trap-shooting to take away the Wednesday blues.


I have no shame about that pun. None. What. So. Ever.

This cartoon was created by the legendary J.N. "Ding" Darling.

Hat tip, Olaf? Even though you've had so many? Oh, why not?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Bear Week 2: The Quickening.

And unlike Highlander 2, this one is arguably better than the original (instead of the 3rd or 4th worst thing Connery has ever done):

Not counting things Connery has done in his home life.
Another cartoon by the talented Willard Wetmore Combes.

Who gets the hat tip? Why Olaf gets the hat tip.

Monday, September 7, 2009

It's Bears Week!

It's early September in Chicago as I write this, and that can only mean one thing: our baseball teams are pretty much out of contention. Which means the whole town has one thing in mind.

And with that, here's a nominally related theme that I'm pretending has relevance!

I guess I'm implying Jay Cutler is a Communist.
Bear down!

Olaf submitted this picture, by an artist named A. W. Mackenzie, about whom I know nothing else.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Merchandising Week 2, Day 7!

It's been a while since we actually had a real, honest-to-goodness PUNCH!

Close Hitler before striking.

Tell me you didn't miss that. I dare you.

Oh, and that's a matchbook, in case you're wondering. I'd take up smoking for that.

Both Olaf and Ali sent this to me. Thanks for being on the same punchtastic page, guys!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Merchandising Week 2, Day 6!

Sometimes, it's good to be President.

Adolf Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Schicklgruber (Better known as 'The Rat')...
According to this website:

"Jesse Jones, Secretary of Commerce from 1941 to 1945, gave this carving to Roosevelt during the first months of U.S. involvement in World War II. "

Thanks to rcs.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Merchandising Week 2, Day 5!

Man, how did it take so long to beat the axis?

I guess the fact that they were freakish giants might have helped.

Mussolini was apparently morbidly obese (but only in his neck), Tojo was jaundiced and had to constantly gnaw things to keep his mighty incisors the right size, and Hitler was only being kept alive by a voodoo curse.

I mean, If this battle set is any indication of accurate WWII history. And I think it is.

Another rcs gem from here.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Merchandising Week 2, Day 4!

I sincerely hope this Hitler Smashing Machine DOESN'T catch on:

Okay Hitler...keep those hands up, and step out of the machine...

Like John Henry, I'd be out of a job. But I'd go down swinging! At Hitler!

Olaf discovered this here.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Merchandising Week TWO, Day 3!

I still don't quite understand what a punch board is...

I think I had Hitler's haircut in High School.

But I really want one.

rcs found this one here.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Merchandising Week TWO, Day 2!

Hitler Getting Punched...Board?

I honestly have no idea how this game works, but I'm definitely willing to learn.

You bet!

Thanks to Olaf, who found this here.