Sunday, October 24, 2010

Keeping Our Fist On the Zeitgeist...

So, I was lamenting the fact that someone needs to punch Hipster Hitler on principle, and rcs reminded me that like TWO MONTHS AGO he made this:

Hipster Hitler is so last August...

I feel like such a fool for forgetting about that. And for forgetting about this blog. AGAIN.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Oh, my, my....

Hey guys! Remember this blog?

Friend of HGP (and actual, literal friend of yours truly) Adam sent me this link.

He isn't getting punched. BUT HE SHOULD BE.

HIPSTER HITLER!

Wow. Just wow.

Oh, and just so I provide you with non-linkdump content, here's a pic from Marky Dread:

Now, if I could just get a Churchill 'V' to punch this...

God, help me, Hipster Hitler is the greatest idea I should have had. My hat's off to them.

Friday, July 9, 2010

HGP Mailbag.

I'm back for at least one more entry. I should feel more shame at not blogging often, but I've been mighty busy. It's a far cry from the daily posts of my halcyon days of 2009.

Believe it or not, the well isn't completely dry on Hitler pics, but I've been falling behind mostly out of sheer inability to get myself together.

But then I got this comment while I was on my honeymoon, from "Anonymous."

Why are you so obsess (sic) with Hitler?
Why? I'll tell you why?


So...very...rad...

ATOMIC ROBO CAP #1 TRIBUTE, THAT'S WHY!

I hope that answers your question, Anonymous.

Atomic Robo art by the incomparable Scott Wegener. I found it here.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Okay, I'm Back...

Sorry about being out of the loop for so long, but I've been busy at work, planning a wedding, and just plain lazy.

But all of that changed.

Why?

Because THE BLACKHAWKS WON THE STANLEY CUP, that's why!

Eh, I still like him better than Pronger.
Thanks to rcs, for sticking a Chelsea Dagger in-between Hitler's ribs.

Friday, May 21, 2010

I Could Seriously Just Put These Up Forever

If I had enough Cap #1 Tribute pics, I would put them up every day of the week for eternity.

Lord help me, I am one Tequila-fueled bender away from tattoing the original on my chest.
Tribute is by Mike Loveland. Artwork found on Covered, which is probably the greatest blog idea in history.


Note: I tagged this Cap #1 Tribute Week for my own archiving purposes. I don't have enough to make another full week. UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO SEND ME SOME IN.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Here's a Twofer!

Mainly because I'm way too lazy to split these into more than one cartoon.

I'm not comfortable with calling the one on the left a 'giant fist'...too bad.

These cartoons were by Kansas City Star political cartoonist S. J. Ray, and can be purchased here.

Thanks to rcs.

Monday, May 17, 2010

It's Finally Starting To Thaw

Both literally, here in Chicago, and figuratively (in my day-to-day life).

Sorry I've been out of commission, but even a dedicated Hitler Puncher can't always take a swing when he wants to.

At any rate, here comes the sun:

Unlike Frosty, his heart is the lump of coal. And, yes, it's all right.

Thanks to rcs. He found it on sale at eBay. You can buy it, if you want it.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Who DOESN'T love Sally Jupiter?

Well, her daughter has some mixed feelings. But the correct answer is clearly "Hitler."

Lesbian Drag King Hitler? Not my thing, but whatever floats your boat...
This, on the other hand, has inspired me to buy over $11,000 in War Bonds. Take that, Axis!
Thanks, Watchmen, for fetishizing my hobby!

Credit Where Credit Is Due Section: I stumbled on to this page (where HGP gets a shout out!)while looking for more imagery. Thanks, meganphntmgrl for uploading them.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Remember Back When I Had Theme Weeks?

Those were the good times. Back when a seemingly endless supply of Hitler-abuse artwork landed in my lap...

Today, I pay homage to those halcyon days with:

I even brought back the format I used to use all the time!
A POSTCARD OF A BEAR ATTACKING HITLER.

I don't have a week's worth of these, but this is still pretty joyous.

Thanks rcs. Who says you can't go home again?

Monday, May 3, 2010

This Fills Me With Inordinate Delight

Last week was a bit of a wash for me, but I'm hoping HGP comes on strong this week.

And to start with, we have some ORIGINAL HITLER PUNCHING ART!


Just when I thought I couldn't love cupcakes more.
Thanks to Robin, whose Meats and Treats was the single greatest food cartoon blog of 2009.

And if you want to show off your Hitler Punching skills, submit some original art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. And, like Robin, you might just get some of these:

You laugh, but they're trading favorably against the Confederate Dollar.
Enjoy those HGP Fun Bucks, Robin.

Friday, April 30, 2010

Follow Your Leader

I've been really lax with HGP lately, and for that I apologize. There's been an illness in the family and a wedding to plan, as well as my job actually requiring me to, you know, work...

But then longtime reader and contributor Mark reminded me that today was the day Hitler did the world a belated favor and punched his own ticket:

Pretty good advice, to any remaining Nazis out there.

HAPPY HITLER SUICIDE DAY!

I really want these stencils.

CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY!

Both rcs and thealibear submitted versions of the second pic ages ago that I misplaced. I found the first one while looking for the second. And decided to give you both.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

NICK FRIGGING FURY.

I feel just awful for missing yesterday, but there were a lot of personal things on my plate.

To make it up to all seven of my remaining readers, I give you this classic slice of alternate history:

This sexy underwear shot is a little Hitler-killing for the LADIES.

Hitler eats temporally tangential lead in FantasticFour #292, by John Byrne and Al Gordon.

Thanks to Olaf.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Can the Balloon Juice and Hit Something!

Literature's nice and all, but I bet you've all been missing the sweet kiss of fists on Hitler's face.

Thankfully, Uncle Sam is here to change that:


Thanks to rcs for the picture, which he found here. You can click on it to enlarge.

And because he has a poet's soul, rcs also composed this limerick:
There once was a man from Braunau am Inn
Whose vision of the world was quite grim
Old Wolt made this site
So we can swing day & night
And punch Adolph's mug at our whim!
Which is the first time anyone has written a non-dirty limerick about me. Thanks!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

More Poetry Corner!

I got so excited about remembering to hang Hitler on his birthday, I almost forgot that today was one of my posting days.

Have another collage poem!

Time To

I am made of shellfish tick tock tick
He encounter globe make gesture
Come at swingin', come at swingin'
I sit in one of the dives on
Firebomb jag, write them as are
Give Adolf the rough end of the stick
The swift rendering unto, the hot house
There may, four candles grouped, as is,
With Elmer Fudd in Warsaw Ghetto
This Count Basie Orchestral Maneuvers in
The thee the thou the wendigo blues
Lightly brown a pound of ground
Take a number, punch that Shitler
Sometimes it happens that an image
Is not forthcoming, so come at him
Swinging
Thanks to Gene Mayes for the erudite Hitler Punchery.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Happy Birthday, Hitler!

Let's celebrate!

CELLLL-A-BRAAATE GOOD TIMES, C'MON!
I almost forgot what today was. No way I let Adolf get his birthday off, even if that means I have to come into the HGP offices on my off day. And hey, if you like this one, you can buy it.

Thanks to rcs.

Monday, April 19, 2010

HGP's Poetry Corner!

Happy Monday! It's time to give you illiterate HGP readers some culture. Some culture with fists.

Longtime HGP reader (and one of our first contributors) Gene Mayes has given us another slab of two-fisted poetic justice, this time a collage poem:

Cold Soup in the Bathroom

They often wander for the wandering
The old prizefighters; Henry screwed the day
And nightly scissored his canned brown bread
Why not chase the moondog? Hitler creeping
All lyrical abstractions correct and accounted
For lying still and sleeping, Daffy Duck
And hollowpoint rounds--Hitler saw and ducked
The first punch, the second, not third
The hard bread breath of, the sticky lights of, of
Mussolini hidden with hardboiled eggs in aspic
Jiggling, Hitler crying now, bloodied and
Vaguer stuff can still decide the day, Henry screwed the day
And nightly punched the F├╝hrer they called him
They often wander for the wandering, dog moons
And nicer stuff, ducked or lying under gelatin cover
Punch him harder
It's a dog's world
Thanks again, Gene! Here's your Fun Bucks. And remember: Hitler Punching is for everyone! Send your examples, in whatever medium you choose, to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Friday, April 16, 2010

In Case You Forgot To Pay Your Taxes...

Donald Duck has some words for you:



If you don't want to watch the whole thing, the best part starts about the 2:00 mark.

Thanks to Tank for the heads up.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Take That, Wax Hitler!

I got sent this link a while back, but I totally forgot to put it up:


NOOOO!!! CURLY HOWARD HAS RUINED OUR EXHIBIT!
Gotta love a man who straight up can't even stand a wax model of Hitler.

Illustration by Thomas Kuhlenbeck. Thanks to rcs for the link.

Monday, April 12, 2010

This One Has Been Making the Rounds

So I might as well toss it up before it becomes old hat:

Hitler tried for two out of three, but Churchill was having none of it.

Thanks to both Adam and Neil for this one, sent independently. As the watermark shows, it can be found here.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Well, This Was Unexpected

--ly Awesome.

I'll fully admit to not being very familiar with Hack/Slash, but color me intrigued.


Well, Hitler certainly has a bigger body count than most of her victims.

Thanks to Olaf for the photoshop. Cassie Hack created by Tim Seeley.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Look At This Fucking Hitler...

You, know...I hate hipsters as much as the next aging former punk, but sometimes a stopped clock can still tell time.

They're like the anti-Jesse James.

And yes, I found it at Look At This Fucking Hipster.

Monday, April 5, 2010

It's Been A Year!

Well, a year and two days, technically.

I'd like to pretend I have this huge, wonderful surprise for you...but I'd be a lying bastard in that case.

Heck I even forgot to put up my easter pictures. Shame on me. I guess you can see my easter stuff a week later or something...(man I kinda suck at this).

At any rate, there is no friggin' way I celebrate a full year of HGP without including a pic of the master:

I could put JUST pictures of Cap punching Hitler up and be happy.

Original Hitler-Punchin' art by Dan Stryker (perfect name for it), found by Olaf.

Friday, April 2, 2010

In Which I Do an Internet "Meme"

Well, everyone has seen the edited Downfall clips of Hitler by now. I've avoided showing any, but this one actually includes some Hitler punchery, namely a reference to this video.



Thanks to David for the link. And thanks to kpostassium for making me chuckle.

P.S. I put "meme" in quotes because I don't want to piss off the Buddha Dada.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

More Hitler Getting Beaten With Sticks!

Remember Monday? Yeah. Me neither.

So here's another look:

Ah, Churchill and Stalin. They were the original Odd Couple.
Thanks again to Olaf.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Hitler Getting Beaten With Sticks...

...at a Punch and Judy show!

Churchill once hit 26 homeruns playing for the Toledo Mud Hens.
I love legitimate theatre.

Thanks to Olaf.

Friday, March 26, 2010

One Last One From the Good Doctor

This was the first Dr. Seuss anti-Hitler cartoon I found, and the last one I have left:

Hey, Dr. Seuss AND casual racism!

Actually, I'm running low on Hitler-Punchery in general. If you want to keep this blog alive and kicking, feel free to donate your own original Hitler-punching art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Thanks to this library for all the Seussiana...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Zombie Hitler Stamp!

There's a weird-assed combo of words.

But it really happened:

This is officially the first time in history that stamp collecting has appealed to me.
And WHY?

The answer is of course, Operation Cornflakes. Which is a lame name for a kickass project:
Operation Cornflakes was a World War II Office of Strategic Services PSYOP mission in 1944 and 1945 which involved tricking the German postal service Deutsche Reichspost into inadvertently delivering anti-Nazi propaganda to German citizens through mail.

The operation involved special planes that were instructed to airdrop bags of false, but properly addressed mail in the vicinity of bombed mail trains. When recovering the mail during clean-up of the wreck, the postal service would hopefully confuse the false mail for the real thing and deliver it to the various addresses.

The content of the mail often included copies of Das Neue Deutschland, the Allies' German language propaganda news sheet. In addition, the postage stamps used were subtly designed to resemble the standard stamp with Adolf Hitler's face, but a close examination would reveal that his face is made to look like an exposed skull or similarly unflattering imagery. Also, the country identifier 'Deutsches Reich' (German Empire) read 'Futsches Reich' (Kaput Empire).

The first mission of Operation Cornflakes took place on 5 February 1945, when a mail train to Linz was bombed. Bags containing a total of about 3800 propaganda letters were then dropped at the site of the wreck, which were subsequently picked up and delivered to Germans by the postal service.
Pretty rad. Shame about the name. I guess they can't all be Operation Midnight Climax.

You can read more about Operation Cornflakes here.

Thanks to Slaky for tipping me off to the existence of Operation Cornflakes, and Dan for bringing me teaching me about Midnight Climax.

Monday, March 22, 2010

More Dr. Seuss?

You're damn right!

That plane looks like something I would have designed when I was eight.And yes, I found it here.

Friday, March 19, 2010

THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A 'SECRET MUSLIN!'

Hey! How about an ACTUAL PICTURE of HITLER ACTUALLY GETTING PUNCHED?

Jonah Goldberg is probably MYSTIFIED by this picture.
BY AN ACTUAL PRESIDENT!

Actually, it's also a Cap #1 Tribute!

This little gem is by Jayson Scott Musson. There's more Obama adventures here.

Thanks, Ann. You just made my entire week.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Today's Rolling Over Me Like This...

I can *empathize*, but not *sympathize*, Adolf.

...The least I can do is take it out on Hitler.

More Dr. Seuss from here. And no, I don't have a special St. Patrick's Day one. Apparently the Irish don't care enough to punch Hitler for me.

Monday, March 15, 2010

GIs Shooting

Hey, remember this?

Here it is in action:

Great Generation...or GREATEST Generation?
I want one.

Thanks to Olaf.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Freezer Burn?

Is that really the best title I could come up with?

Whoa, Russia AND Libya? Is Hitler starring in an Eighties action film?

Yeah, I think so.

Another Dr. Seuss cartoon (man, I have a lot of them) from here.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Reasons To Never Stop Punching Hitler: He's An Advertising Schill

...and a damn dirty preppy.

Ironically, Hitler actually preferred to shop at 'The Banana.'

In case you've forgotten why to punch Hitler (other than, you know, the whole "Hateful, Racist Genocidal Madman" thing), you can check the other reasons here. And maybe one day, I'll replace those dead photobucket links.

Thanks to Beaneater for the pic.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Do You Have Graf von Zeppelin In a Can?

Wait. That doesn't work.

No wonder no one praises the German sense of humor.

Later, the Russians short-sheeted him and put sugar in his Volkswagen's tank.

Dr. Seuss prank calls Hitler in another fine cartoon from here.

Friday, March 5, 2010

It's a Little Late

But in honor of Canadia winning that hockey gold, I give you:

You know, for all of the reputation of childlike wonder in his work, a lot of Seuss's drawings are downright terrifying. A SEUSS MOOSE!

Found here.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

I Hope When I Die, I Go Out Like This...

Sweaty, shirtless, angry...


My proposed last words: 'From Hell's heart, I punch at thee!'

...and stabbing Hitler in the face.

Sure, it's only a poster, but you gotta love the fact he's riddled with bullets and has what I can only assume is a Bowie knife in his temple.

Thanks to The Hundley for this, the manliest thing you'll probably see today.

Monday, March 1, 2010

I Found a Pretty Cool Site

I'm going to deviate from my usual "drawings and photos of Hitler getting injured or humiliated" and give a sample from letters to dead people, which would be awesome in its own right, but became germane to HGP with this entry: I like to imagine this letter was actually written by Captain America. Then I imagine he gets in a time machine and crams it down Hitler's throat. It's thoughts like these that make me amazed I'm not single.

Of course, it also makes me feel somewhat guilty for spending nearly a year putting up pictures of Hitler toilet paper and Captain America #1 tributes.

No, I'm kidding. I love putting stuff like that up.

Friday, February 26, 2010

"Tell Me a Story"

Um...ok.

Once upon a time there was a guy named Hitler.

Edward Hitlerhands?

He was a douche with J-RPG hair.

The soundtrack to today's HGP entry is 'Marie Provost' (sic) by Nick Lowe

He was eaten by dachsunds. The end.

Olaf could probably tell it better. He found it here.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mein Hotfoot!

Considering I slipped on black ice this morning, maybe this one is a little merciful to Hitler:

Smoking is apparently AWESOME for your health.
Another fine piece of Hitlery from the Daily Hitler.

Monday, February 22, 2010

It's Filthy Out This Morning...

So I decided to get a nice soothing bowl of soup...

Even worse: he ordered clam chowder.

There. I feel better.

Once again, this has been a great resource.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Hang 'Em High

Or low. Whatever.

'Damit' is right! I guess...
Just hang 'em.

Olaf tipped me off to this one, from the Daily Hitler.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

NEIN!

I meant to put this one up ages ago:


I support this troop.
Click to enlarge.

Originally found here.

Hit tip to Mark.

Monday, February 15, 2010

"Only One Man Can Give Me the Raspberry...

...Dr. Seuss!"
The 500 Landing Ships of Bartholomew CubbinsFound here.

Friday, February 12, 2010

A Simple Lesson

You know, sometimes I send out a little request for DIY Hitler-Punching from my Loyal Readers.

And sometimes I hear back from my Loyal Readers: "But Wolter, how can we punch Hitler?"

And I say, "It's simple, Loyal Readers, all you have to do is..."

And then I catch myself, and say, "But why can I tell you, when rcs can SHOW YOU:

One fist is definitely worth a thousand words.

See? It's that simple!

Like rcs, you can send your DIY Hitler-Punching art to HitlerPuncher AT Gmail DOT Com. Do it.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I'm Not Whimsical Enough...

...to come up with a hokey rhyme here. Suffice it to say, there is nothing more awesome than:

Oh the places you'll be blown to...
A Dr. Seuss Tank About To Lay
Some Smackdown On Hitler!

I've discovered a bit of a treasure trove of Seuss right here.

Monday, February 8, 2010

You Know What?

If you're a fan of comics AND this blog, and you're not reading Curt Franklin and Chris Haley's Let's Be Friends Again:


Now *that's* news I can use.


You really should be.

The Chris Haley reminded me of the existence of this panel about 9,000 years ago on Twitter. I'm finally putting it up now.

Friday, February 5, 2010

This...Disturbs Me...

But no more than anything else manga-related does:

I'm almost stunned there's no tentacle rape.
This picture was posted here around the time I started this blog. Synchronicity.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

You Want To Talk Procrastination?

Both Ali and (I think) rcs sent me this one separately sometime last May:

Now if only Hitler hadn't procrastinated about this.

...and here we are.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Adolf's Inferno Continues!

And welcome back to the new Monday/Wednesday/Friday incarnation of Hitler Getting Punched (also known as Wolter is lazy running out of pictures).

Kicking it off we have...well...this:

Your guess is as good as mine, folks.
Wow.

Just wow.

Once again, Olaf has plunged the depths of hell (or at least Lithuania) to bring this to us. Thank the man.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Oops....

I somehow managed to miss a couple of days, killing my daily streak. This is a shame because I had a really great run dating from last April of putting at least one post up daily (as well as giving lie to the picture on the right hand side of this screen).

Considering my screw-up, now is as good a time as any to institute a minor change in post frequency here on HGP. I'm running reasonably low on good, usable images anyway, so I'm moving to a M-W-F posting starting tomorrow, and continuing until the well runs completely dry.

Of course, if I get ORIGINAL Hitler-Abuse art submitted (to HitlerPuncherATGmailDOTcom) at any time, it will go up immediately. So, if you want more HGP, you might consider D-ing It Y.

Because today is now technically an off-day, I offer you this repost of Der Fuehrer's Face, because the original image has gone AWOL - and, in fact, I will give you two versions:


Dammit, I'm pissed at myself.

I was really hoping to go at least a solid year of dailies (though I'm not sure how, since I have enough on tap to make it to MAYBE mid-February).
Thanks to rcs for finding duplicates.