Sunday, October 24, 2010
I feel like such a fool for forgetting about that. And for forgetting about this blog. AGAIN.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Friend of HGP (and actual, literal friend of yours truly) Adam sent me this link.
He isn't getting punched. BUT HE SHOULD BE.
Wow. Just wow.
Oh, and just so I provide you with non-linkdump content, here's a pic from Marky Dread:
God, help me, Hipster Hitler is the greatest idea I should have had. My hat's off to them.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Believe it or not, the well isn't completely dry on Hitler pics, but I've been falling behind mostly out of sheer inability to get myself together.
But then I got this comment while I was on my honeymoon, from "Anonymous."
Why are you so obsess (sic) with Hitler?Why? I'll tell you why?
ATOMIC ROBO CAP #1 TRIBUTE, THAT'S WHY!
I hope that answers your question, Anonymous.Atomic Robo art by the incomparable Scott Wegener. I found it here.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
But all of that changed.
Because THE BLACKHAWKS WON THE STANLEY CUP, that's why!
Thanks to rcs, for sticking a Chelsea Dagger in-between Hitler's ribs.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Note: I tagged this Cap #1 Tribute Week for my own archiving purposes. I don't have enough to make another full week. UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO SEND ME SOME IN.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Sorry I've been out of commission, but even a dedicated Hitler Puncher can't always take a swing when he wants to.
At any rate, here comes the sun:
And, yes, it's all right.
Thanks to rcs. He found it on sale at eBay. You can buy it, if you want it.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Today, I pay homage to those halcyon days with:
I don't have a week's worth of these, but this is still pretty joyous.
Thanks rcs. Who says you can't go home again?
Monday, May 3, 2010
And to start with, we have some ORIGINAL HITLER PUNCHING ART!
Thanks to Robin, whose Meats and Treats was the single greatest food cartoon blog of 2009.
And if you want to show off your Hitler Punching skills, submit some original art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. And, like Robin, you might just get some of these:
Friday, April 30, 2010
But then longtime reader and contributor Mark reminded me that today was the day Hitler did the world a belated favor and punched his own ticket:
HAPPY HITLER SUICIDE DAY!
Both rcs and thealibear submitted versions of the second pic ages ago that I misplaced. I found the first one while looking for the second. And decided to give you both.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
To make it up to all seven of my remaining readers, I give you this classic slice of alternate history:
Thanks to Olaf.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Thankfully, Uncle Sam is here to change that:
Thanks to rcs for the picture, which he found here. You can click on it to enlarge.
There once was a man from Braunau am InnWhich is the first time anyone has written a non-dirty limerick about me. Thanks!
Whose vision of the world was quite grim
Old Wolt made this site
So we can swing day & night
And punch Adolph's mug at our whim!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Have another collage poem!
Time ToThanks to Gene Mayes for the erudite Hitler Punchery.
I am made of shellfish tick tock tick
He encounter globe make gesture
Come at swingin', come at swingin'
I sit in one of the dives on
Firebomb jag, write them as are
Give Adolf the rough end of the stick
The swift rendering unto, the hot house
There may, four candles grouped, as is,
With Elmer Fudd in Warsaw Ghetto
This Count Basie Orchestral Maneuvers in
The thee the thou the wendigo blues
Lightly brown a pound of ground
Take a number, punch that Shitler
Sometimes it happens that an image
Is not forthcoming, so come at him
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I almost forgot what today was. No way I let Adolf get his birthday off, even if that means I have to come into the HGP offices on my off day. And hey, if you like this one, you can buy it.
Thanks to rcs.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Longtime HGP reader (and one of our first contributors) Gene Mayes has given us another slab of two-fisted poetic justice, this time a collage poem:
Cold Soup in the BathroomThanks again, Gene! Here's your Fun Bucks. And remember: Hitler Punching is for everyone! Send your examples, in whatever medium you choose, to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.
They often wander for the wandering
The old prizefighters; Henry screwed the day
And nightly scissored his canned brown bread
Why not chase the moondog? Hitler creeping
All lyrical abstractions correct and accounted
For lying still and sleeping, Daffy Duck
And hollowpoint rounds--Hitler saw and ducked
The first punch, the second, not third
The hard bread breath of, the sticky lights of, of
Mussolini hidden with hardboiled eggs in aspic
Jiggling, Hitler crying now, bloodied and
Vaguer stuff can still decide the day, Henry screwed the day
And nightly punched the Führer they called him
They often wander for the wandering, dog moons
And nicer stuff, ducked or lying under gelatin cover
Punch him harder
It's a dog's world
Friday, April 16, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
I'll fully admit to not being very familiar with Hack/Slash, but color me intrigued.
Thanks to Olaf for the photoshop. Cassie Hack created by Tim Seeley.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
I'd like to pretend I have this huge, wonderful surprise for you...but I'd be a lying bastard in that case.
Heck I even forgot to put up my easter pictures. Shame on me. I guess you can see my easter stuff a week later or something...(man I kinda suck at this).
At any rate, there is no friggin' way I celebrate a full year of HGP without including a pic of the master:
Original Hitler-Punchin' art by Dan Stryker (perfect name for it), found by Olaf.
Friday, April 2, 2010
Thanks to David for the link. And thanks to kpostassium for making me chuckle.
P.S. I put "meme" in quotes because I don't want to piss off the Buddha Dada.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Actually, I'm running low on Hitler-Punchery in general. If you want to keep this blog alive and kicking, feel free to donate your own original Hitler-punching art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.
Thanks to this library for all the Seussiana...
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
But it really happened:
The answer is of course, Operation Cornflakes. Which is a lame name for a kickass project:
Operation Cornflakes was a World War II Office of Strategic Services PSYOP mission in 1944 and 1945 which involved tricking the German postal service Deutsche Reichspost into inadvertently delivering anti-Nazi propaganda to German citizens through mail.Pretty rad. Shame about the name. I guess they can't all be Operation Midnight Climax.
The operation involved special planes that were instructed to airdrop bags of false, but properly addressed mail in the vicinity of bombed mail trains. When recovering the mail during clean-up of the wreck, the postal service would hopefully confuse the false mail for the real thing and deliver it to the various addresses.
The content of the mail often included copies of Das Neue Deutschland, the Allies' German language propaganda news sheet. In addition, the postage stamps used were subtly designed to resemble the standard stamp with Adolf Hitler's face, but a close examination would reveal that his face is made to look like an exposed skull or similarly unflattering imagery. Also, the country identifier 'Deutsches Reich' (German Empire) read 'Futsches Reich' (Kaput Empire).
The first mission of Operation Cornflakes took place on 5 February 1945, when a mail train to Linz was bombed. Bags containing a total of about 3800 propaganda letters were then dropped at the site of the wreck, which were subsequently picked up and delivered to Germans by the postal service.
You can read more about Operation Cornflakes here.
Thanks to Slaky for tipping me off to the existence of Operation Cornflakes, and Dan for
Monday, March 22, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
BY AN ACTUAL PRESIDENT!
Actually, it's also a Cap #1 Tribute!
This little gem is by Jayson Scott Musson. There's more Obama adventures here.
Thanks, Ann. You just made my entire week.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
...The least I can do is take it out on Hitler.
More Dr. Seuss from here. And no, I don't have a special St. Patrick's Day one. Apparently the Irish don't care enough to punch Hitler for me.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Friday, March 12, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
In case you've forgotten why to punch Hitler (other than, you know, the whole "Hateful, Racist Genocidal Madman" thing), you can check the other reasons here. And maybe one day, I'll replace those dead photobucket links.
Thanks to Beaneater for the pic.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
...and stabbing Hitler in the face.
Sure, it's only a poster, but you gotta love the fact he's riddled with bullets and has what I can only assume is a Bowie knife in his temple.
Thanks to The Hundley for this, the manliest thing you'll probably see today.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Of course, it also makes me feel somewhat guilty for spending nearly a year putting up pictures of Hitler toilet paper and Captain America #1 tributes.
No, I'm kidding. I love putting stuff like that up.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
And sometimes I hear back from my Loyal Readers: "But Wolter, how can we punch Hitler?"
And I say, "It's simple, Loyal Readers, all you have to do is..."
And then I catch myself, and say, "But why can I tell you, when rcs can SHOW YOU:
See? It's that simple!
Like rcs, you can send your DIY Hitler-Punching art to HitlerPuncher AT Gmail DOT Com. Do it.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
I've discovered a bit of a treasure trove of Seuss right here.
Monday, February 8, 2010
You really should be.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Kicking it off we have...well...this:
Once again, Olaf has plunged the depths of hell (or at least Lithuania) to bring this to us. Thank the man.