"Did You Invade My Poland? Did You?"

Little known trivia: Olaf gained 50 pounds to make this original piece of Hitler Punching art.


Always a professional, that guy.

Of course, he did it all for these:

If you want your own HGP Fun Bucks, send your original Hitler Abuse Art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Just like Forrest Gump...

...Hitler was all over the place in the 60s.


I don't know about you, but Neil's piece of original historical Hitler-sufferin' just won my heart and mind...

Calling Oliver Stone!

New and disturbing photographic evidence has come to light...



Thanks to Neil for reminding us all that Normandy was an inside job. For his original Hitler art, he gets some HGP fun bucks.

"An Axe..."

"...That Takes Me Back..."


Thanks, Olaf. You've enabled me to quote Addams' Family Values on this blog.

Well, I'm Spent...

After a patriotic week of smacking Hitler around, what's left to do but desecrate his memory?


See you tomorrow!

Thanks to rcs for this photo.

Life Imitates Art

Remember postcard week?

This little fella does:

I know Hitler's not technically in this, but he is in spirit...

Like yesterday, rcs submitted this from here.

I Didn't Necessarily MEAN To Make this "Ladies Week."

But after the WAC-tastic last few days, I just had to follow up with this picture:

On the original Flickr page, it says "V-E Day. The armband worn by the Hitler dummy was sent back from a Hoosier private to his wife in Indy. "

But I prefer the caption that Ali gave me on her email to submit this: "Women ROCK! Kick HITLER BITCHES!"

Thanks, hon. You're a credit to your gender!

Humiliation is Definitely In the Mission Statement

It's an afternoon post! Which means one of two things:

1. Flex has risen from the grave to post something, like the Hitler-Punching Robot Zombie¹ he is.
2. I've gotten an original anti-Hitler artwork submission!

Spoiler: it's the latter.

And since I've been focusing on the "Not-Really-Weaker-At-All" Sex, how appropriate that this prime example of #7 from the Mission Statement:

...Um, that is, uh...not to imply that being a woman is foolish...er...if you are...a female reader...

I mean...you all look very nice today...²

Thanks to the genuinely awesome Alexis Martino for the artwork. Your HGP Fun Bucks are in the mail...

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1. Note to self: Find a picture of a Robot Zombie punching Hitler, STAT!
2. Note to self: Send female readers flowers, STAT!

"God's Gonna Get You For That, Hitler."

R.I.P., Bea Arthur...

...AND ROT IN HELL, HITLER!

An effusion of thanks to Neil for this wondrous tribute to one of my favorite humans ever. And I'm not even kidding.

"Don't Move Or Hitler Gets It!"

"...Hey...I said don't move...

"No, seriously...sit still...

"Okay, fine. Don't move or Hitler doesn't get it.

"Much better."

This is a still from Hitler - Dead or Alive (I think you know which position HGP endorses). Hat tip to rcs for passing this image on to me. More info can be found here.

Ladies and Gentlemen...

...Hitler has left the building.

The King Has Spoken.

Olaf, who is edging out Flex in contributions here, submitted this original piece of Hitler art, which he claims to have found in "the private collection of D.J. Fontana." Great work!

Feel free to submit your own original works of Hitler-punchery to HitlerPuncher [at] gmail [dot] com.

War Correspondence:

Dateline: Berlin, 1945

Jon Wolter, Staff Reporter

As Allied forces march on this once proud capital, a war-weary world sees a glimmer of hope for an end to the nightmare of Totalitarian aggression. The Russians may have hit Berlin first, but in a gesture of sadly fleeting solidarity with their American allies, they step aside for Captain America to punch the hell out of Hitler one last time.

But that Nasty Nazi isn't going down without a fight - and the Fantastic Fists of this Fascist-Facing Force For Freedom wouldn't have it any other way!




Go get 'im, Cap! And then get to work on Tojo's Terrible Tuchus!

I have found this picture all over the internet, but have no idea who originally created it. Whomever it was, this is country-fried Bad-Assed smothered in Hell Yeah gravy.

"Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A War Crimes Tribunal"

Just last night, I received this rather bizarre missive via email (HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com):

Dear Sir:

Please find enclosed an item of great historical import for your blog. For reasons on which I can only speculate, forces within the German and American governments have actively conspired to hide the fact that a time-traveling Muhammad Ali once beat up Adolf Hitler, Joseph Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler, and Hermann Göring—with one punch! Why does Jesse Owens get all the credit for shaming the Third Reich? You would do the world a great service by promoting this proof, and maybe then we can all begin to sleep without that voice constantly telling us to burn things.

A Concerned Stanford Historian

Attached was the following photograph:

He may not have had no quarrel with them Viet Cong, but he sure didn't brook no backsass from the Third Reich.

Thank you to the mysterious Dr. Medulla, whose name does not appear on any faculty list that I can find at Stanford...