Merchandising Week, Day 1!

If there's one constant about human society: if there is a horrible tragedy, someone will be there to make a quick buck off it. HGP is kicking off a week of those fast-buck-makers, because really: who wouldn't want an anti-Hitler mousepad?




rcs discovered this fine example of capitalism in action at this eBay store. I assume it's based on a period propagansa poster.

Life Imitates Art

Remember postcard week?

This little fella does:

I know Hitler's not technically in this, but he is in spirit...

Like yesterday, rcs submitted this from here.

Postcard Week, Day 3!

What do adorable, fuzzy dogs think of Hitler?



Pretty much what everyone else does.

Olaf again, via this site. Artist unknown.

Bayonet Week, Day Eleven!

Bayonet Week limps onward like an obese man trying to take one last trip to the buffet with this, the second failed attempt to embed in as many days.

But once again, I do have screencaps.

But you can't make a silk purse out of Hitler's ear, so I'm showing them small. They're actually more legible that way. If anyone can find this cartoon in better quality and get me some sharper pics, I'll drop some HGP Fun Bucks your way.

Here's the blurry bayoneting in progress:

And I would be remiss if I didn't use the following awful joke:

"Fire in the hole!"

There, I feel filthy-dirty, as I should, for making that.

Okay, I'm almost certain this is the last of my bayonet pictures. If you want this extended to "Bayonet Fortnight," you best submit something quickly to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

I'd also feel filthy-dirty if I didn't let you know this is a Terry Toons cartoon named The Last Roundup, which features the same horrific characters as the comic I posted a while back. It was directed by Mannie Davis, written by John Foster, and submitted by rcs.

It's Terry Toons Tuesday!

So is this adorable...or nightmare fuel?

I guess, as long as their on our side, I'll call them adorable.

P.S. - I'm learning that exposure to insane degrees of casual racism is the price one has to pay to get primo Hitler abuse.

Gandy and Sourpuss (yes, those are their real names) take on the Axis in Terry-Toons Comics #7. And if you wake up out of a fever dream that they appear in, blame Olaf.

OMG WHO IS BOMBING HITLER? CAT IS BOMBING HITLER! HOW CAN THIS BE?

Sorry for the lack of recent updates, trust me it's not from the fields going fallow on this subject. Anyways, to make up for the days skipped I've decided to pull out one of the big guns. Namely, this:

That's right, kids. It's a fucking Catplane dropping bombs on a Hitler whale. If you see this picture and don't understand how great and awesome life is, well, I don't know what to tell you.

I don't seem to have the origin information of this piece of art, but a major hat tip to Olaf for pointing us to the pic.

Wolter Edit 2011: Hat tip to the Alibear for getting us a replacement picture after the original went down.

**Update!** Hitler Screencaps

I have been given a lovingly brutal pictorial chronology of Hitler being beheaded by a beloved Cat and Mouse team:

I think the third is my favorite. But that's like asking me to pick a favorite from my children.

My children who brutalize Hitler.

Yet another tip of the cap to rcs for the captures. And a tip of the cap to The Ramones for the final verse of "You Should Never Have Opened That Door," which has been looping in my head ever since I saw these.

Itchy & Scratchy vs. Hitler

From the Golden Age of the Simpsons:


Itchy & Scratchy vs Adolf Hitler - The top video clips of the week are here

Thanks to Neil for the link.