Friday, August 12, 2011

More Of the Same, But COLORFUL!

Yeah, yeah. We've seen it.

I added a little color this time.

Oh, in case anyone is curious about the stuff I done drew, I have a tumblr blog that I've been putting up stuff on.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

I'm Kind Of Stunned I Never Did This Before

Believe it or not, I've never actually drawn Cap doing what he does best:


The sharp-eyed Bronze Age Cap fan will note that this is based on a panel drawn by Sal Buscema (Gotta give credit where it's due).

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Comics, Everybody!

Let's Be Friends Again has done it again, again...

The money shot is here:

And yes, Curt Franklin and Chris Haley have been on this blog before.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

I just drew D-man!


So, I drew D-Man. You should too.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy Hitler Punching Day!

Y'all didn't think I'd let the Fourth of July go by without giving you some patriotic Hitler-punchery, did you?

Given my track record the last few months, I probably shouldn't blame you.

However, how about some pencils AND inks of Cap doing what he does best courtesy of comicdom's favorite curmudgeon, John Byrne?

The final artwork appeared in Captain America #255. The pencil art was found here, and the final art here.

Thanks to Olaf for the tipoff. Happy Fourth! Celebrate by punching the Hitler of your choice.

Friday, June 24, 2011

RIP, Gene Colan

I just learned that comics legend Gene Colan has passed away. I don't really have much to add in way of tribute that isn't being said more eloquently by others, but the best tribute I have is to show this one again:

You will be missed, Gene

Monday, June 13, 2011

Give Me What I Want To See, Hollywood!

I have yet to see it in the trailer (and I don't have high hopes for it), but this retro poster by Paulo Rivera knows what *I* want from a Captain America movie:

Thanks to Dan Magee for the tip!

EDIT: And sorry about the misspelling there. I'm apparently a lousy proofreader.

Sunday, June 5, 2011


It's a Doctor Who related spoiler for an episode that doesn't premiere in the USA until next week (click on the [Spoiler] title to see the full post).

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

A Deleted Scene From True Grit

"I mean to punch you in one minute, Adolf. Or see you hanged in Nuremburg at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?"

"I call that bold talk for a--"


Olaf made this. You should congratulate him.

Please Hammer, Do...Oh You Know the Drill

I know I promised some Captain America action yesterday, but something came up. Something awesome:


Thanks to Kelly Reardon of Where's M.C. Hammer? for the picture, which I suspect was conceived in some capacity by Forklift over at Hockeenight.

Monday, May 9, 2011

More Escapist?

Twist my arm...

Another Olaf discovery, found here.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Space Hitler?!?

Not on Captain Mushface's watch.

Man, I love, love, love Cap #1 Tributes.

So...get this: Olaf told me about this one. Weird, huh? He found it here. And you can read more about Captain Mushface here.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Taft Punk is Punching Hipster Hitler Because He is Punk Rock


Taft Punk rules. Therefore he is punching his natural arch-nemisis: Hipster Hitler. That is the natural order of things.

This art by: me. Original pictures by: the internet.

Wolfenstein 3D Redux: 19 Strong Years of Killing Hitler Good

Today is the 19th anniversary of the release of Wolfenstein 3D, a game which should be near and dear to the hearts of pretty much anyone who enjoys a good round of abusing Hitler. In celebration of this day, here's a video of a dude taking out Hitler and his minions with nothing but a pistol:

There's Been a Lot Of Cap Lately

I don't want anyone to think I've forgotten my SECOND favorite character ever to punch Hitler:

Olaf is still singlehandedly forcing me to keep this blog alive, by tipping me off to this piece by Joe Bowen, which can be found here.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Three Things I Love:

1. Captain America jacking people's jaws.

2. Captain America jacking Hitler's jaw.

And, most importantly:

3. Captain America jacking Hitler's jaw so hard his head pops back like a pez dispenser.

Thanks to Olaf again for the tipoff, and mad props to Massimo Mongiardo for drawing this.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

You Know What I'd Like To See

More Captain America Punching Hitler!

You'd think I'd get tired of this sort of thing. But you'd be dead wrong.

Olaf again tipped me off about this one, by Michael Champion, found here.

Monday, May 2, 2011

So, Last Night Was Kind Of A Big Deal...

Wow. So...Bin Laden is dead, huh? I'll stop to celebrate for a few moments.



Okay, gotta keep my eyes on the prize!

Thanks to Olaf for sending me this, which he found here. And an extra special thanks to mrjuju125, for filling the Internet's void of Batman punching Hitler pics.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Ah, Time Travel Lincoln...

...eases brings the pain:

Olaf once again singlehandedly drags me forward with this gem, found here (with explanation).

Saturday, April 30, 2011

ANOTHER Cap Sketch? Sure.

Olaf just dropped this on me, and I thought I'd drop it on you:

I wish I could source it, but I don't have the info. If you did this, let me know.

Friday, April 29, 2011

If You Don't Love Gene Colan

Well then honestly, I don't know what to say to you. Except that you're really missing out, man:

Comics legend Gene Colan drew this on commission, and it can be located here.

Olaf again.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

If I Started A Tumblr Page

Well, (1) I would probably get more pageviews, but more importantly (2), I would have to call it...


This picture, depicting everything good and right with the world, is a commissioned piece by Ernie Chan, and was found here.

Another tip o' the cap to Olaf.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Hey Wonder Woman...

What's your favorite U2 album?

Really? I preferred Boy.

I'm not 100% convinced that this beauty, with art by Phil Jimenez is actually Hitler, but man, it's close enough to make a godawful joke.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Um...Holy Crap

This is just blowing my mind.

Blowing. My. Mind.

Just. Blowing. My. Mind.

Olaf discovered this here. I have nothing else to say about it.




Monday, April 25, 2011

I'm Not Gonna Lie: I Did This For Like 5 Minutes Straight...

A while back I got the Wolfenstein RPG for my phone. Throughout the game there are paintings of Hitler on the walls of the castle. So, of course I walked over to one and...well:

...punched the crap out of him.

Being a procrastinating devil, I kept swearing I would get a screencap and then not bothering to try. Thankfully, the internet provides.

P.S. - I replaced the broken link on this classic HGP entry that my former contributer/arch-nemesis Flex RUINED SOMEHOW...

Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Only Easter Gift I Can Give You

The gift of Hitler Punching!

Oh Cap. You did it first, you did it best.

Cap sells us some war bonds courtesy of Nick Mockoviak. Hat tip to Olaf yet again, for pointing this one out.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Captain America Never Fails To Please

You know, there are times in my life when things are tough, and I lose a little bit of hope. Where I feel like nothing is ever going to go my way, and I start to give up hope.

Then, from out of the blue, Olaf sends me...

Really puts things into perspective.

This particular piece is by Kevin Leen, and is titled (fittingly enough) "Captain America Punches Hitler." And, get this: if you really love your Friendly Neighborhood Hitler Puncher, you could certainly buy him a signed print for his birthday (June 5th).

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Well, I Demanded It...

Oh, are you still here? Good.

Longtime contributor Olaf just tipped me off about this one:
I don't actually know enough about Lady Gaga to make a relevant alt-text joke.He found it here, which (based on translating software) seems to be a German blog devoted to destroying the myth of Hitler, by showing how he is presented in pop culture. Or something. I should ask Olaf rather than trusting to free online translation software.

Still, it's Hitler getting Disco-sticked. I can't ask for much more than that.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

I Don't Quite Understand This

It's something to do with a video game of some sort. However, I am officially too old and out of the loop to truly understand it.

But, hey, I support all sorts of Hitler abuse, even the aftermath:

I found these during a random image search. They were created by someone calling him- (or her-) self "robonator."

Monday, February 28, 2011

I Love a Parade!

Actually, I kind of hate parades. But most of the parades I go to don't have ridiculous Hitler floats.

According to the site where I found this, it's called ‘Afterbirth,’ and depicts Adolf Hitler crapping out a current right wing party.

At any rate, it's pretty humiliating, and therefore a reason to reactive good ol' HGP.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

You wanted more Hitler Punching? You got it.

Or rather, I wanted more Hitler Punching, asked for it, and got it.

This may be a little High Concept,* but here's a wonderfully drawn 5-second sketch of webcomics juggernaut Kevin Church delivering what I assume to be a right jab to Adolf's noggin', courtesy of Drunk Elephant Comics' very own Max Riffner!
I've never met Mr. Church face-to-face, but I am assured that this is accurate in every detail.

*As if I ever had a problem with that.

Monday, January 31, 2011

HGP Field Trip!

Okay, I know it's been ages since I updated, but I have no excuses or apologies.

A couple of weekends ago, Mrs. HGP and I took a little trip to the Museum of Science and Industry here in Chicago. Now, we mainly came to see the Jim Henson exhibit (awesome), but before we left we took a spin by the U-505 exhibit (also awesome). On the way out, I noticed an old acquaintance...


So, I had to take a potshot:

I also kicked the hell out of that crazy dollhouse thing.

As did Ali:


We also took pictures of me next to a fake stewpot in a replica galley, and numerous other minutiae, but they weren't as germane to the blog. If you're ever in Chicago, be sure to stop by the museum and take a few swings at Adolf before a docent reports you to security!