Saturday, November 14, 2009

It's Raturday!

Ugh. Okay, vacation or no, I'm sorry for that one...

You know, I've owned several pet rats over the years, and none of them were antisemitic.
But I'm not so sure about my dog...
I can only assume this Anti-Hitler rat is some sort of explosive, with the tail acting as a fuze. Because I assume everything is some sort of explosive.

Another rcs joint, found here.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Are You Superstitious?

It's Friday the 13th, and though I don't believe any of that mumbo-jumbo, I sure hope Hitler is as unlucky today as his horoscope warns:

This could be vastly improved by Hitler being beaten by a rabbit's foot while walking under a ladder.
This artwork was apparently by the American artist Paul F. Berdanier. rcs discovered it at this now defunct eBay auction.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

I May Be On Vacation...

...But HGP keeps right on rolling!

The Target seems like a badly thought out identity. Why not call yourself 'The Clay Pigeon' while you're at it?
I'd apologize for that awful pun, but I'm on vacation. What do you expect?

The Warbond Killmobile flattens the Axis in Target Comics Vol. 3, #8, with art by John Jordan.

Thanks to Olaf.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Adolf's Inferno, Canto II

I clearly couldn't let a great idea like Hitler in Hell be a one day thing. At the very least, we need to see some of the torments of the damned:

This is a pretty good Hell, but it could use more punching.
Original anti-Hitler art by Boris Artzybasheff.

Submitted by rcs.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Adolf's Inferno, Canto I

Since I'm on vacation this week, I thought I'd let our friends have a little vacation, courtesy of Supersnipe:


Whoa. Look at the size of Lucifer's package.

Aloha, jerks.

Hitler and company get the Dante treatment courtesy of Supersnipe #8, by George Marcoux.

I got this picture courtesy of Olaf.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Monday Monkey is Working For the Weekend!

I'd love to pretend that Monday Monkey art will become a regular feature, but let's face it, it won't:


This pic is probably wrong on every possible level. Oh well.Still, we always have today...

Per this link, this is a:

Poster promoting the Allied cause in World War II and ridiculing German chancellor Adolf Hitler, 1943. J. H. King, with stated 1943 copyright.

Thanks to rcs for the tip-off.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Punched & Rolled

I think HGP doesn't have nearly enough capers. Allow me to rectify:

This may be my favorite Hitler-face of all time.
Per this link: "This image of Hitler being punched is brought to you by the Golden Age Blue Beetle issue 14. This is from a short story featuring V-Man."

Thanks to Olaf.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Congratulations to the Lesser of Two Evils!

One thing I can say about the 2009 World Series Champion New York Yankees:

And with this, Jeter surpasses Lou Gehrig for most Hitler Punches by a New York Yankee on the all-time list.
They're better than Hitler.

See, Yankees fans. I'm meeting you halfway!

Original Hitler Punching art courtesy of Neil, who adds "Something for both the Jeter haters and lovers. And people who laugh at Hitler for being too dumb to go to Jeter's left."

If you would like to contribute your own original Hitler Punching art, please submit to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. You'll be glad you did. And so will I - after 7 months of nonstop Hitler abuse, my reserve pile of Hitler pics is finally shrinking.

Friday, November 6, 2009

My Vacation Starts Today!

Don't worry, I've scheduled plenty of Hitlery while I'm gone. But this picture completely sums up how I feel about 11 consecutive days off:

I just notices that Lady Liberty has R. Crumb legs.
WOOHOO!

Thanks to Gene for the image.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

My New Get Rich Quick Scheme...

Get this guy's cookbook...

I find Hitler is really only good as stew meat.

...and blog about my attempt to make every recipe. As soon as I get the movie deal (with the part of "Wolter" being played by the enchanting Amy Adams), I'm set.

Olaf submitted this, which he found here.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Official HGP Envelope

Now if I could just get that letterhead.

The only envelope to make a slide whistle sound upon opening.
Thanks to rcs for the pic, which he found here. And hey, if you want to buy it for me...

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The Triumphant Return of Human Torch...

...to his rightful role as "Android Most Likely to Immolate Hitler."

Sub-Mariner clearly lost the coin toss.
Though I am a fan of Captain America punching Hitler, one has to admire the flair that Torchie puts into it. Cap would have just busted though the bars and made a beeline to Adolf; Torch takes the time to burn a few swastika flags on the way in. Sauve.

Torch and Subby put the knuckle to the Nazis in Marvel Mystery Comics #37, with art by Syd Shores.

Thanks to Olaf.

Monday, November 2, 2009

You Know What Really Grinds Hitler's Gears?

These guys sure do:

Did Mr. Justice have the day off or something?
Steel Sterling, the Black Hood, and Sergeant Boyle roll over the axis in Jackpot #5, with art by Bob Montana, who you might know for creating a certain redheaded teen who loves the ladies and might sing a Britpop song every now and then.

Oh, and if anyone wants to submit an Archie Punching Hitler drawing to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com, I will be eternally grateful.

Thanks to Olaf for the artwork.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Hey, Indiana Jones...

This is how you ask Hitler for an autograph:

I bet people would line up for a Hitler autograph/punching table at any given convention.
Citizen V suckerpunches Der Fuhrer in Daring Mystery Comics #8. I'm not sure who the artist is, as the link I was sent is in French. I'm lucky to gather any background circumstances at all.

Thanks to Olaf.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween From HGP!

Now go out there and TP the hell out of Hitler's lawn!

A sentence that I never thought I'd write: That is the most racist pumpkin I've ever seen.
Edison Bell and Jerry take a potshot or two at the Axis-O' Lanterns in 4 Most, vol. 2, #4, with art by Al Plastino.

Olaf gave me a treat this year with this pic. I feel really bad for soaping his windows now...