Here's a Post Label I Never Thought I'd Use Twice...

Remember Captain Berlin? Of course you do. He's the dashing feller that later helped me create HGP Fun Bucks.

And now he's back - in a limited edition DVD! Which comes with a limited edition comic book! And a limited edition DOG TAG:

So. Yeah. All I'm saying is that Christmas is coming up...

More information can be found on Captain Berlin's Myspace Page.

Thanks to Olaf.

So Long, From Alex Schomburg Week

Saying goodbye is so hard...



I mean, unless you're saying goodbye to those Dirty Ratzis.

But it will be tough to say goodbye to Alex Schomburg Week. I'll miss his clean linework, his dedication to Hitler abuse, and most of all, his hidden Mussolinis (okay, there's no Mussolini in this one since it's from 1945, but Goering is pretty fat and slovenly and makes a fine surrogate).

But HGP will be back tomorrow with another fist to Hitler's face. See you there!

I Don't Think I Can Parse This

But, note that Mussolini is once again making an appearance on this Alex Schomburg cover. Good eye, Olaf. Man, I even have to credit you on things I find myself...


Bucky and Toro whup the hell out of the Axis leaders AND some sort of weird Buddhist-Hindu-Mayan fertility symbol in Young Allies #9.

I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You...

Of course, if I were Hitler, I would probably punch myself.


The Black Terror, Doc Strange, American Eagle, and Pyroman are about to give Hitler a Stern Punching To in America's Best Comics #7. Art is once again by the legendary Alex Schomburg.

Reasons To Thankful, Part 3.

I'm thankful for a lot of things this time of year: friends, family, Batman, the fact that my fiancee said yes, etc.

But I'm especially thankful for Hitler abuse. Which means, this week, I am thankful for Alex Schomburg. And The Fighting Yank:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!

Except Hitler. Screw that guy.

I'm also thankful to Olaf, for being one of the main reasons I've been able to keep this little blog afloat for this long.

I Think I Have An Inadvertent Theme

I'm looking through my stock of upcoming pics, and I noticed a phenomenal number of Golden Age covers by yesterday's artist, Alex Schomburg. Clearly, he was a go-to guy for Golden Age Hitler-punchery:

So welcome to my ad hoc Alex Schomburg Week!

Also, is anyone else creeped out by Captain Freedom's lack of pants?

Olaf sort of tipped me off to a site that had a part of this cover on it, but I did some research to find the whole one. He gets partial credit today.

Taking the Pranking One Step Farther...

Yesterday, we learned that Bucky and Cap love to prank Hitler. But the Commando Cubs have raised it to an art form.

Those wacky scamps. Note the creepy symbolism of Mussolini hiding under the bed like someone caught in flagrante delicto, and try not to note the standard casual racism.

The Cubs cause calamity in Thrilling Comics #41, with art by the legendary Alex Schomburg.

I discovered this at the same place I found yesterday's entry.

Cap and Bucky's Advice On Work

Sure, Hitler Punching is a full time job, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun:



I discovered this little bit of joy here, which coincidentally gave me a name check as well. At least I think they did...my Italian is not the best.

It's Sunday!

I ain't gonna work too hard.

Look at that little bitch Hitler limp. Heh.

rcs found this here.

Let's Just Assume This Is Hitler

Because I like what I see here...


Subby drops the bomb on (possibly) Adolf in Sub-Mariner #1, with cover art by Marcos Martin

Thanks to Olaf, I think.

Introducing the Victory Boys!

Man, could this cover get more Golden Age?

Let's see. We have:

• A team of young boys,
• Dressed in embarrassing tights,
• Recklessly endangering themselves,
• To attack Hitler, who is in cahoots with,
• A racist caricature of (I guess) Tojo, as well as,
• An equally racist caricature of what I assume is Mussolini,
• Who have apparently captured Winston Churchill (or a wax model thereof),
• And are making him sign a peace treaty,
• In what appears to be a 15th century Donjon,
• With a skull candle holder on the desk.
• Also, a swastika is being set on fire.

I think that pretty much covers it.

The Victory Boys put the boot to Hitler in USA Comics #5, with pencils by Al Gabriele and inks by George Klein.

Olaf discovered this here.

I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night...

...and punch Hitler ev-er-y day!

Most scholars agree that the turning point in the war was when Hitler foolishly invaded Detroit Rock City, thus dragging the KISS Army^TM into the conflict.

Thanks to Olaf for creating this masterpiece, whose red pixels contain trace amounts of REAL BLOOD FROM THE MEMBERS OF KISS!¹

1. May not be true.

"Did You Invade My Poland? Did You?"

Little known trivia: Olaf gained 50 pounds to make this original piece of Hitler Punching art.


Always a professional, that guy.

Of course, he did it all for these:

If you want your own HGP Fun Bucks, send your original Hitler Abuse Art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Postcard Week? Not Really.

Even though this is the second postcard in as many days, I just don't have the supply. Sigh.

Thankfully, I've been given a few more Hitleriffic pictures in the last few days, so HGP is still running semi-strong!

I thank the HGP Auxiliary Corps for their support, and remind everyone:

Thanks to Olaf for being part of the HGP life support. I will be glad to take as many Hitler abuse pics as there are out there. Submit them to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com, por favor.

More Monday Monkey?

Here you go!

Another sadly defunct eBay item from rcs. Per the description:

Front of card is marked, "D.R. & CO.". Back of card is marked, "SLAM THE AXIS" POST CARD. Copyrighted 1943. D. ROBBINS & CO. N.Y.C." In the upper left corner, "FOR VICTORY BUY UNITED STATES WAR BONDS AND STAMPS".

My vacation is over, and I seem to have a dearth of Hitler art. Please submit any and all Hitler abuse (especially original art!) to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Well, This Is Suggestive...

I really have nothing else to say...

I don't know what rcs was looking for when he found this here, but ostensibly this is the sales description:

WWII Anti- Hitler V-1 WARNING SIREN SURPRISE Toy, circa 1944. Apprx. 4"x3"x1" multicolor litho cardboard box with great Hitler graphics; no instructions, pieces here include two small wooden items which resemble a "pipe" and a "chair" - see pics. Object of game seems to be to shoot V-1 bombs into Hitler's gaping pie-hole. Nice and colorful box graphics referring to Warning Sirens and the V-1.

Well, I know I'm surprised...

It's Raturday!

Ugh. Okay, vacation or no, I'm sorry for that one...

I can only assume this Anti-Hitler rat is some sort of explosive, with the tail acting as a fuze. Because I assume everything is some sort of explosive.

Another rcs joint, found here.

Are You Superstitious?

It's Friday the 13th, and though I don't believe any of that mumbo-jumbo, I sure hope Hitler is as unlucky today as his horoscope warns:


This artwork was apparently by the American artist Paul F. Berdanier. rcs discovered it at this now defunct eBay auction.

I May Be On Vacation...

...But HGP keeps right on rolling!


I'd apologize for that awful pun, but I'm on vacation. What do you expect?

The Warbond Killmobile flattens the Axis in Target Comics Vol. 3, #8, with art by John Jordan.

Thanks to Olaf.

Adolf's Inferno, Canto II

I clearly couldn't let a great idea like Hitler in Hell be a one day thing. At the very least, we need to see some of the torments of the damned:

Original anti-Hitler art by Boris Artzybasheff.

Submitted by rcs.

Adolf's Inferno, Canto I

Since I'm on vacation this week, I thought I'd let our friends have a little vacation, courtesy of Supersnipe:

Aloha, jerks.

Hitler and company get the Dante treatment courtesy of Supersnipe #8, by George Marcoux.

I got this picture courtesy of Olaf.

Monday Monkey is Working For the Weekend!

I'd love to pretend that Monday Monkey art will become a regular feature, but let's face it, it won't:

Still, we always have today...

Per this link, this is a:

Poster promoting the Allied cause in World War II and ridiculing German chancellor Adolf Hitler, 1943. J. H. King, with stated 1943 copyright.

Thanks to rcs for the tip-off.

Punched & Rolled

I think HGP doesn't have nearly enough capers. Allow me to rectify:

Per this link: "This image of Hitler being punched is brought to you by the Golden Age Blue Beetle issue 14. This is from a short story featuring V-Man."

Thanks to Olaf.

Congratulations to the Lesser of Two Evils!

One thing I can say about the 2009 World Series Champion New York Yankees:

They're better than Hitler.

See, Yankees fans. I'm meeting you halfway!

Original Hitler Punching art courtesy of Neil, who adds "Something for both the Jeter haters and lovers. And people who laugh at Hitler for being too dumb to go to Jeter's left."

If you would like to contribute your own original Hitler Punching art, please submit to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. You'll be glad you did. And so will I - after 7 months of nonstop Hitler abuse, my reserve pile of Hitler pics is finally shrinking.

My Vacation Starts Today!

Don't worry, I've scheduled plenty of Hitlery while I'm gone. But this picture completely sums up how I feel about 11 consecutive days off:

WOOHOO!

Thanks to Gene for the image.

My New Get Rich Quick Scheme...

Get this guy's cookbook...



...and blog about my attempt to make every recipe. As soon as I get the movie deal (with the part of "Wolter" being played by the enchanting Amy Adams), I'm set.

Olaf submitted this, which he found here.

The Official HGP Envelope

Now if I could just get that letterhead.


Thanks to rcs for the pic, which he found here. And hey, if you want to buy it for me...

The Triumphant Return of Human Torch...

...to his rightful role as "Android Most Likely to Immolate Hitler."

Though I am a fan of Captain America punching Hitler, one has to admire the flair that Torchie puts into it. Cap would have just busted though the bars and made a beeline to Adolf; Torch takes the time to burn a few swastika flags on the way in. Sauve.

Torch and Subby put the knuckle to the Nazis in Marvel Mystery Comics #37, with art by Syd Shores.

Thanks to Olaf.

You Know What Really Grinds Hitler's Gears?

These guys sure do:

Steel Sterling, the Black Hood, and Sergeant Boyle roll over the axis in Jackpot #5, with art by Bob Montana, who you might know for creating a certain redheaded teen who loves the ladies and might sing a Britpop song every now and then.

Oh, and if anyone wants to submit an Archie Punching Hitler drawing to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com, I will be eternally grateful.

Thanks to Olaf for the artwork.

Hey, Indiana Jones...

This is how you ask Hitler for an autograph:


Citizen V suckerpunches Der Fuhrer in Daring Mystery Comics #8. I'm not sure who the artist is, as the link I was sent is in French. I'm lucky to gather any background circumstances at all.

Thanks to Olaf.