Sunday, June 14, 2009

HULK EAT!

Anagrams love to punch Hitler!

I hear Franco is good with paella.
This photoshop was made by someone with the screenname "guvnor" as part of a photoshop project of video game anagrams.

Ali sent me this. Thanks, hon.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

My Sentiments Exactly

They don't make movies like this anymore.

I've ALWAYS wanted to hit someone so hard a spiral appeared. Especially Hitler.

Or maybe they do. I don't know.

At any rate, this movie was originally released in England under the less inspiring name of Let George Do It, and in the Soviet Union under the positively mystifying name of Dinky Do. It starred the late George Formby, who is popular enough in the UK to have his own society. No idea who drew the poster, but whoever it was certainly focused on what was important.

Thanks to Olaf for the pic.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Giant Fist Is Done With Hitler...

...for now.

Giant Fist normally separates his Fascist Dictators, but it's been a hectic week for him.

Don't fret! I'm sure the Giant Fist will be back for more Hitler Punching soon!

Thanks to rcs for the propaganda poster.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Giant Fist Invites a Friend...

I'm not normally one to repeat myself, but I have been given a screen capture from this video that fits right in with this week of GIANT FIST ACTION:

Sharing means caring.

The only thing better than one fist is two!

Tune in tomorrow for more FISTING!1

Thanks again, rcs!


  1. That didn't come out right.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Giant Fist Keeps on Crushing

"Who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?" 1

M & M's were actually invented in WWII because US soldiers were complaining about getting melted Hitler all over their hands.
...apparently, acclaimed Mexican cartoonist Miguel Covarrubias did.2

  1. This HGP Moment of CultureTM was been brought to you courtesy of William Shakespeare, who never punched Hitler, but would have...given the chance.
  2. This HGP Moment of Hitler Torture was brought to you by Olaf

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I Know Chinese Democracy Was a Letdown, But...

...what did Axl do to deserve...oh...


As long as Duff is unharmed...

That "Axl."


This Giant Fist (Uncle Sam's fist, no less) is reaching from a General Motors poster by G. Laivson, of whom I know nothing else. Once again, Hitler clearly needs a manicure (if not the blood of a virgin).

Thanks, Olaf!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Of Course, the Actual UN Never Did Anything This Awesome

Because their just an assembly of the world's countries, not a...

Did anyone ever think to tell Mussolini he looked like a douche in that fez?
HUGE FUCKING FIST!

I'm pretty sure the term "United Nations" is actually a coincidence, but no reason not to enjoy a giant fist taking a crack at der Fuhrer AND picking up il Duce for the spare.

This political cartoon walloping Hitler was created by Willard Wetmore Combes, whom we will be seeing again...

You know the drill. Thank Olaf again, folks.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

"ALLIIERTE!"

Nothing says "harmony and brotherhood" like a multicultural group riding a giant fist into Hitler's jerk face.

Unofficial Giant Fist Week may end up topping Bayonet Fortnight as my personal favorite theme. "Alliierte" is German for "Allies," in case you were wondering. This cartoon comes from a Swiss Magazine, and is entitled "März 1945: Alle gegen Hitler" (March 1945: All Against Hitler). The caption probably more or less reads "The latest war news. We fight!" (my best guess).

I guess I could ask Olaf. He submitted it.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

A Little Punching Music for Your Saturday Morning

Happy Birthday (+1 day) for the fearless leader of this blog. Hopefully, he's just waking up now - hungover from a delirium of hitler punching (or punching guys who look like Hitler. Whatever) and the rampant drug abuse that goes with most Hitler punching. Anyhoo, how's this for a little Saturday morning pick-me-up?

That was Spike Jones and his City Slickers. The song was originally recorded in 1942 but you can grab it on 1994's The Spike Jones Anthology: Musical Depreciation Revue.

This is a retread of this post, so y'alls can just stream the song instead of having to download it.

Happy D-Day Anniversary!

In honor of both D-Day and my recent birthday, I think I am going to celebrate by having a mini-theme week - huge fists!

In the spirit of that combined Allied offensive, here's the Big Three guiding a single fist into Hitler's punim.

Yeah, I used a Yiddish word to describ you, 'Dolf. What are you gonna do about it? Cry?
Oooh! Right in the Yalta!

Thanks again to Olaf, though I have no idea who the original artist was.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Rube Goldberg Has Big Plans....

...and they're surprisingly uncomplicated.

I'm torn. I want more needless steps, but I'm impatient for Hitler to suffer.
Comics legend Reuben "Rube" Goldberg, who didn't invent the delicious sandwich, but did get an award named after him, came up with these devices.

Once the ball I drop rolls down the ledge to knock the milk over to shrink the string to move the sword to trigger the guillotine to slice the sausage, which will swing into the door that moves the sickle to pop the balloon that will startle the bird who will fly off the scale which wil cause the foot to squish the squid to squirt the ink into my fountain pen, I will write a thank you note to Olaf for this. Because today is my birthday, and Hitler-punching is really the best present I could ever ask for.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

That Looks Painful...

Good.

Sometimes, it just feels good to watch him suffer.
I don't much to say about this, other than it's Russian, it's violent, and it happens to Hitler.1

Good enough for me.

Thanks again, Olaf.

  1. Also, Adolf really needs a manicure. And a dentist.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

I Love Noseart!

Which is apparently what I'm about to show you is called.

So, yesterday, Supes gave Hitler a Kryptonian Knuckle Sandwich. But we all know Ma and Pa Kent didn't raise no lawless vigilante, so the next logical step would be for him to take Adolf to the proper authorities:


I hope Hitler got tons of bugs in his teeth, if not a birdstrike to the forehead.
And what better way than to fly on the nose of a bomber? I submit there is none.

According to this website, the proper credits for this picture are:

Lt. Hiram O Bevins, 61st Fighter Squadron. P-47C 41-6232 HV-B. Detail view of artwork situated on fuselage.

Photo: Fred Christensen via Sam Sox

Oh, and get this: a very fuzzy picture of Supes punching Hitler or the other side!

Hat tip: Olaf

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

It's a Bird! It's a Plane!

It's a fist.

Okay, I've got to admit that I may check what sites are linking to me, on account of I'm narcissistic and stuff...

But sometimes my neurotic quest for attention pays off, as I found this fantastic piece of artwork on the gamefaqs forum:

I offer this as a rebuttal for anyone who says Supes is 'boring.'
As a fan of Hitler Punching in general, and Original Hitler Punching Art, I had to put this on here. Thankfully, Dan Magee (theRedDeath) , who draws the webcomic Bad Guy High, was cool with it. You should definitely check his stuff out.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Victory Bond Triple Threat!

I'm not even going to go for the easy Canada joke here. I just find it face-warpingly awesome that they apparently had their choice of three separate ways to finance Hitler-abuse during the War:
Tough call. What would *you* pick?
Hmmm..."Attacked by an eagle and bulldog" is nice...as is "Hitting him with a honking big hammer"...but you know, my money is definitely earmarked for "Throttled and then devoured by a giant chicken."

But really, nothing's bad on that menu.

Thanks to Olaf for the pic.