Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Gremlins From the Kremlin?

You better believe it, brother.

A medley of screen captures from the Bob Clampett directed Warner Brothers short Russian Rhapsody, for you.

As long as he leaves Phoebe Cates alone.
You can find the full cartoon on youtube here.

Thanks to Ali.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Just like Forrest Gump...

...Hitler was all over the place in the 60s.

I love how annoyed he looks. 'How DARE you shoot me!'
I don't know about you, but Neil's piece of original historical Hitler-sufferin' just won my heart and mind...

Monday, September 28, 2009

EMERGENCY! Calling All Hitler Punchers, Worldwide!

We interrupt today's Hitler-Punchery for an ALL POINTS BULLETIN!

Hitler might not have died in that bunker after all.

We've been had folks! Get your knuckles lined up and report for active duty. We have punchin' to do.

Remember: if you find and punch Hitler, please provide visual proof. Send any photos or artists renderings to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Be vigilant. An unpunched Hitler is a victorious Hitler.

Thanks to Neil for the art from earlier today AND this link.

Calling Oliver Stone!

New and disturbing photographic evidence has come to light...

Jack Ruby: The Greatest Man In History.

Thanks to Neil for reminding us all that Normandy was an inside job. For his original Hitler art, he gets some HGP fun bucks.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

More Style: DIY Olaf!

I have to admit it. I have a soft spot for Iron Maiden. Olaf knows this. And he's taken advantage of it:

I want this airbrushed onto my custom van.
He's also taken great pains to stress that this is in honor of the Paul Di'Anno years. Which is cool. I like all Maiden vocalists not named Blaze.

But I'm not the final arbiter of all things metal. Let's consult the expert...

What do YOU think of Olaf's pic, Ronnie James Dio?

'Could use some more dragons, but it gets the horns.'Oh, hell yes.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

More Olaf: DIY Style!

After Olaf knocked it out of the park yesterday, I thought I'd present you with She-Hulk knocking Hitler out of the park:

I bet right after this she broke the 4th wall or something zany.
And yes: Olaf made this one as well. His HGP fun bucks Money Bin must be reaching Scrooge McDuckian levels of swimmability.

Friday, September 25, 2009

The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen

I normally don't put a second post up in a single day. But goddamn, Olaf just sent me The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen.

I present you with Aaron Bir's "History Reimagined."

His guidelines are simple:


I'm asking for three things from you dear reader:

1. a historical figure
2. a location
3. an awkward situation

If it makes me laugh or intrigues me it will be a comic on Wednesday.
And someone apparently dipped into my pscyhe:


I have tears in my eyes.
The guidelines?

1. Adolf Hitler
2. High above Germany
3. Getting punched by a polio ridden FDR, in jet packs

Oh god, this is glorious.

More DIY: Olaf Style!

Olaf also knows how much fun it is to make your own Hitler-Punching pics. All it takes is a little Wonder Woman, a little Fuhrer...


She knocked the Ed Grimley  out of him! ...and a lot of pain.

Why not join in the fun? Send your original Hitler Punchery (whether drawing, painting, sculpture, photoshop, or dirty limerick) to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Olaf, have some HGP fun bucks.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

HGP - DIY!

You know what I love about punk music? The DIY mentality. And frequent HGP contributer rcs was not getting enough Hitler Punching in his life. So, being punk as fuck...


I think this was the cover of a Ducky Boys EP. ...he did it his damn self.

That earns rcs some HGP fun bucks:

Not accepted as legal tender anywhere except my heart.
Spend them on vinyl records, sir.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Because rcs Demanded It!

Per rcs, regarding yesterday's entry:


bring the sketch!
Fine, here you go:

This looks like something I would have put on my Trapper Keeper in High School. Only mine would have also had a dinosaur, some skulls, and it would have been Optimus Prime instead of Spike Milligan.
You big baby.

I kid. I just didn't want to spend the 32 seconds it took me to locate it.

Art by Neal Fox. You can check yesterday's entry for more info.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

But, Did Peter Sellers Help?

Here's a fun little piece of anti-Hitler art:

You know why I love the Goon Show? Because I'm not a damned Nazi, that's why.

Neal Fox created this piece of artwork for Goon Show co-founder and all-around comedy legend Spike Milligan's Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall. And it enables me to somehow have TWO tags for Men Named Spike That Punch Hitler.

Longish credit: Olaf rcs sent me a sketch of this (which I subsequently have apparently deleted), but while researching it, I found the completed art.

EDITED FOR ACCURATE CREDITING.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Another Thing I Never Get Tired Of...

Napoleon/Hitler comparisons on Russian propaganda posters.

My other blog, 'Napoleon Getting Forked,' never really got off the ground.

I know that's a pretty specific thing to not get tired of, but I'm a pretty specific guy.

Once again, I thank Olaf for this one, though I think Mark might have contributed this as well.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

He Has a Kick Coming!

And so do I, for forgetting to schedule one for today.

Have a spare postcard:

My dreams are a lot like this. Except right after the kick I end up naked on stage during the school play without knowing my lines.
Olaf and Ali were both on the ball I wasn't.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Fat Valkyrie Hitler Playing Card Violence!

Sorry, I wanted to see if I can write a spam headline as well as a machine. Like John Henry, only geekier.

Insert Sad Trombone here.

Eagle-eyed Punchologists might recognize the art of Antonio Arias Bernal from the legendary1 Bayonet Fortnight.

And even the most absent-minded Punchologist could probably make the educated guess that this was submitted by Olaf.

1. Well, legendary to me. That was a great time to be alive, I tells ya.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Keeping the Hammer Down

After yesterday's Thor submission, I figured I might as well give another hammer pic for you fine folks:

Rejected Post Title: Please Hammer, DO Hurt 'Em
I've had this one on deck for a while, and I forgot how I know that the artist was named Jim Lavery, who is not the same person as this Jim Lavery.

Thanks to Olaf.