Here's a Post Label I Never Thought I'd Use Twice...

Remember Captain Berlin? Of course you do. He's the dashing feller that later helped me create HGP Fun Bucks.

And now he's back - in a limited edition DVD! Which comes with a limited edition comic book! And a limited edition DOG TAG:

So. Yeah. All I'm saying is that Christmas is coming up...

More information can be found on Captain Berlin's Myspace Page.

Thanks to Olaf.

So Long, From Alex Schomburg Week

Saying goodbye is so hard...



I mean, unless you're saying goodbye to those Dirty Ratzis.

But it will be tough to say goodbye to Alex Schomburg Week. I'll miss his clean linework, his dedication to Hitler abuse, and most of all, his hidden Mussolinis (okay, there's no Mussolini in this one since it's from 1945, but Goering is pretty fat and slovenly and makes a fine surrogate).

But HGP will be back tomorrow with another fist to Hitler's face. See you there!

I Don't Think I Can Parse This

But, note that Mussolini is once again making an appearance on this Alex Schomburg cover. Good eye, Olaf. Man, I even have to credit you on things I find myself...


Bucky and Toro whup the hell out of the Axis leaders AND some sort of weird Buddhist-Hindu-Mayan fertility symbol in Young Allies #9.

I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You...

Of course, if I were Hitler, I would probably punch myself.


The Black Terror, Doc Strange, American Eagle, and Pyroman are about to give Hitler a Stern Punching To in America's Best Comics #7. Art is once again by the legendary Alex Schomburg.

Reasons To Thankful, Part 3.

I'm thankful for a lot of things this time of year: friends, family, Batman, the fact that my fiancee said yes, etc.

But I'm especially thankful for Hitler abuse. Which means, this week, I am thankful for Alex Schomburg. And The Fighting Yank:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE!

Except Hitler. Screw that guy.

I'm also thankful to Olaf, for being one of the main reasons I've been able to keep this little blog afloat for this long.

I Think I Have An Inadvertent Theme

I'm looking through my stock of upcoming pics, and I noticed a phenomenal number of Golden Age covers by yesterday's artist, Alex Schomburg. Clearly, he was a go-to guy for Golden Age Hitler-punchery:

So welcome to my ad hoc Alex Schomburg Week!

Also, is anyone else creeped out by Captain Freedom's lack of pants?

Olaf sort of tipped me off to a site that had a part of this cover on it, but I did some research to find the whole one. He gets partial credit today.

Taking the Pranking One Step Farther...

Yesterday, we learned that Bucky and Cap love to prank Hitler. But the Commando Cubs have raised it to an art form.

Those wacky scamps. Note the creepy symbolism of Mussolini hiding under the bed like someone caught in flagrante delicto, and try not to note the standard casual racism.

The Cubs cause calamity in Thrilling Comics #41, with art by the legendary Alex Schomburg.

I discovered this at the same place I found yesterday's entry.

Cap and Bucky's Advice On Work

Sure, Hitler Punching is a full time job, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun:



I discovered this little bit of joy here, which coincidentally gave me a name check as well. At least I think they did...my Italian is not the best.

It's Sunday!

I ain't gonna work too hard.

Look at that little bitch Hitler limp. Heh.

rcs found this here.

Let's Just Assume This Is Hitler

Because I like what I see here...


Subby drops the bomb on (possibly) Adolf in Sub-Mariner #1, with cover art by Marcos Martin

Thanks to Olaf, I think.

Introducing the Victory Boys!

Man, could this cover get more Golden Age?

Let's see. We have:

• A team of young boys,
• Dressed in embarrassing tights,
• Recklessly endangering themselves,
• To attack Hitler, who is in cahoots with,
• A racist caricature of (I guess) Tojo, as well as,
• An equally racist caricature of what I assume is Mussolini,
• Who have apparently captured Winston Churchill (or a wax model thereof),
• And are making him sign a peace treaty,
• In what appears to be a 15th century Donjon,
• With a skull candle holder on the desk.
• Also, a swastika is being set on fire.

I think that pretty much covers it.

The Victory Boys put the boot to Hitler in USA Comics #5, with pencils by Al Gabriele and inks by George Klein.

Olaf discovered this here.

I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night...

...and punch Hitler ev-er-y day!

Most scholars agree that the turning point in the war was when Hitler foolishly invaded Detroit Rock City, thus dragging the KISS Army^TM into the conflict.

Thanks to Olaf for creating this masterpiece, whose red pixels contain trace amounts of REAL BLOOD FROM THE MEMBERS OF KISS!¹

1. May not be true.

"Did You Invade My Poland? Did You?"

Little known trivia: Olaf gained 50 pounds to make this original piece of Hitler Punching art.


Always a professional, that guy.

Of course, he did it all for these:

If you want your own HGP Fun Bucks, send your original Hitler Abuse Art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

Postcard Week? Not Really.

Even though this is the second postcard in as many days, I just don't have the supply. Sigh.

Thankfully, I've been given a few more Hitleriffic pictures in the last few days, so HGP is still running semi-strong!

I thank the HGP Auxiliary Corps for their support, and remind everyone:

Thanks to Olaf for being part of the HGP life support. I will be glad to take as many Hitler abuse pics as there are out there. Submit them to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com, por favor.

More Monday Monkey?

Here you go!

Another sadly defunct eBay item from rcs. Per the description:

Front of card is marked, "D.R. & CO.". Back of card is marked, "SLAM THE AXIS" POST CARD. Copyrighted 1943. D. ROBBINS & CO. N.Y.C." In the upper left corner, "FOR VICTORY BUY UNITED STATES WAR BONDS AND STAMPS".

My vacation is over, and I seem to have a dearth of Hitler art. Please submit any and all Hitler abuse (especially original art!) to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.