I Love a Parade!

Actually, I kind of hate parades. But most of the parades I go to don't have ridiculous Hitler floats.



According to the site where I found this, it's called ‘Afterbirth,’ and depicts Adolf Hitler crapping out a current right wing party.

At any rate, it's pretty humiliating, and therefore a reason to reactive good ol' HGP.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

You wanted more Hitler Punching? You got it.

Or rather, I wanted more Hitler Punching, asked for it, and got it.

This may be a little High Concept,* but here's a wonderfully drawn 5-second sketch of webcomics juggernaut Kevin Church delivering what I assume to be a right jab to Adolf's noggin', courtesy of Drunk Elephant Comics' very own Max Riffner!

I've never met Mr. Church face-to-face, but I am assured that this is accurate in every detail.

*As if I ever had a problem with that.

HGP Field Trip!

Okay, I know it's been ages since I updated, but I have no excuses or apologies.

A couple of weekends ago, Mrs. HGP and I took a little trip to the Museum of Science and Industry here in Chicago. Now, we mainly came to see the Jim Henson exhibit (awesome), but before we left we took a spin by the U-505 exhibit (also awesome). On the way out, I noticed an old acquaintance...



So, I had to take a potshot:



As did Ali:



We also took pictures of me next to a fake stewpot in a replica galley, and numerous other minutiae, but they weren't as germane to the blog. If you're ever in Chicago, be sure to stop by the museum and take a few swings at Adolf before a docent reports you to security!

Keeping Our Fist On the Zeitgeist...

So, I was lamenting the fact that someone needs to punch Hipster Hitler on principle, and rcs reminded me that like TWO MONTHS AGO he made this:



I feel like such a fool for forgetting about that. And for forgetting about this blog. AGAIN.

Oh, my, my....

Hey guys! Remember this blog?

Friend of HGP (and actual, literal friend of yours truly) Adam sent me this link.

He isn't getting punched. BUT HE SHOULD BE.

HIPSTER HITLER!

Wow. Just wow.

Oh, and just so I provide you with non-linkdump content, here's a pic from Marky Dread:



God, help me, Hipster Hitler is the greatest idea I should have had. My hat's off to them.

HGP Mailbag.

I'm back for at least one more entry. I should feel more shame at not blogging often, but I've been mighty busy. It's a far cry from the daily posts of my halcyon days of 2009.

Believe it or not, the well isn't completely dry on Hitler pics, but I've been falling behind mostly out of sheer inability to get myself together.

But then I got this comment while I was on my honeymoon, from "Anonymous."

Why are you so obsess (sic) with Hitler?

Why? I'll tell you why?

ATOMIC ROBO CAP #1 TRIBUTE, THAT'S WHY!

I hope that answers your question, Anonymous.

Atomic Robo art by the incomparable Scott Wegener. I found it here.

Okay, I'm Back...

Sorry about being out of the loop for so long, but I've been busy at work, planning a wedding, and just plain lazy.

But all of that changed.

Why?

Because THE BLACKHAWKS WON THE STANLEY CUP, that's why!


Thanks to rcs, for sticking a Chelsea Dagger in-between Hitler's ribs.

I Could Seriously Just Put These Up Forever

If I had enough Cap #1 Tribute pics, I would put them up every day of the week for eternity.

Tribute is by Mike Loveland. Artwork found on Covered, which is probably the greatest blog idea in history.

Note: I tagged this Cap #1 Tribute Week for my own archiving purposes. I don't have enough to make another full week. UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO SEND ME SOME IN.

Here's a Twofer!

Mainly because I'm way too lazy to split these into more than one cartoon.



These cartoons were by Kansas City Star political cartoonist S. J. Ray, and can be purchased here.

Thanks to rcs.

It's Finally Starting To Thaw

Both literally, here in Chicago, and figuratively (in my day-to-day life).

Sorry I've been out of commission, but even a dedicated Hitler Puncher can't always take a swing when he wants to.

At any rate, here comes the sun:

And, yes, it's all right.

Thanks to rcs. He found it on sale at eBay. You can buy it, if you want it.

Who DOESN'T love Sally Jupiter?

Well, her daughter has some mixed feelings. But the correct answer is clearly "Hitler."

Thanks, Watchmen, for fetishizing my hobby!

Credit Where Credit Is Due Section: I stumbled on to this page (where HGP gets a shout out!)while looking for more imagery. Thanks, meganphntmgrl for uploading them.

Remember Back When I Had Theme Weeks?

Those were the good times. Back when a seemingly endless supply of Hitler-abuse artwork landed in my lap...

Today, I pay homage to those halcyon days with:

A POSTCARD OF A BEAR ATTACKING HITLER.

I don't have a week's worth of these, but this is still pretty joyous.

Thanks rcs. Who says you can't go home again?

This Fills Me With Inordinate Delight

Last week was a bit of a wash for me, but I'm hoping HGP comes on strong this week.

And to start with, we have some ORIGINAL HITLER PUNCHING ART!

Thanks to Robin, whose Meats and Treats was the single greatest food cartoon blog of 2009.

And if you want to show off your Hitler Punching skills, submit some original art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. And, like Robin, you might just get some of these:

Enjoy those HGP Fun Bucks, Robin.

Follow Your Leader

I've been really lax with HGP lately, and for that I apologize. There's been an illness in the family and a wedding to plan, as well as my job actually requiring me to, you know, work...

But then longtime reader and contributor Mark reminded me that today was the day Hitler did the world a belated favor and punched his own ticket:

HAPPY HITLER SUICIDE DAY!

CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY!

Both rcs and thealibear submitted versions of the second pic ages ago that I misplaced. I found the first one while looking for the second. And decided to give you both.

NICK FRIGGING FURY.

I feel just awful for missing yesterday, but there were a lot of personal things on my plate.

To make it up to all seven of my remaining readers, I give you this classic slice of alternate history:

Hitler eats temporally tangential lead in FantasticFour #292, by John Byrne and Al Gordon.

Thanks to Olaf.