The Working Title For This Was "Olaf's Condompunch"

And I see no reason to change it.


Sadly, this is full size. Olaf created it to honor this lazy, lazy linkdump post.

Who's the Boss, Now?

Answer: Not Hitler.

Never let it be said that Bruce Springsteen doesn't do his part for Hitler abuse.

More accurately, matedog does his part for Hitler abuse by creating this beautiful bit of photoshop glory. Thanks Dog!

It's Mondo Men Monday!

Who are the Mondo Men? Oh, just the dudes who...

....TOTALLY KILLED HITLER, BRO.

This fantastically minimalist tale was created by Scott Saavedra, and more info can be found about it here. Thanks again, Olaf.

Finally, I Care About Basketball

Now, when most people think of their favorite b-ball matchups their thoughts naturally turn to Gandhi versus Hitler. That is natural, and to be encouraged. Luckily, one citizen of the internet has made our daydreams a photoshop reality:

Hitler getting embarassed on the court leads to getting punched off the court. Book it.

Hat tip to rcs for the image. The actual job is by Nemo Dally and can be found here.

It's Supersnipe's Stabby Sunday!

Sure, it's not punching, but tell me it's not fun to see Supersnipe getting some mileage out of his Hitler Pin Cushion.


Go on. Tell me.

Supersnipe does that voodoo that he does so well on the H-man in Supersnipe Comics #9, written and illustrated by George Marcoux. Olaf tried to beat me to the punch on this, but Supersnipe's been sitting in my To Do pile since I started this blog. So there!

Reasons to Never Stop Punching Hitler: Awkward Sexual Tension

A variation on the propaganda poster from yesterday:

So, ladies, if you don't have anyone to cuddle with the Flex is still available.

*ahem*

Anyways, and even though it's not technically Hitler I thought y'all might like to take a gander at the "legacy" of the Driving with Hitler propaganda poster:

Topical!

Hat tip to Dr. Medulla for the Maher poster. Our very own Wolter dug up the Cuddle poster.

Can't Believe It Took This Long

...to put up this classic slice of Daredeviltry:

Hitler seems dismayed. As well he might be, as he's getting punched, stabbed, boomeranged, and squadron-of-itty-bitty-planesed by a bunch of really tiny superheroes.

This is, of course, the cover to Daredevil #1, with pencils by Charles Biro and inks by Bob Wood, with inside content that has been on HGP before.

In Honor Of May Day

We have a Stalin cameo:

Although, to be perfectly fair, Eisenhower's GIGANTIC fist is doing the punching. I like to think that fist landed JUST before Adolf pulled the trigger. Because the only thing better than Hitler offing himself is getting one more punch in.

Olaf submitted this piece of fine art by Peter Saul, entitled "Hitler's Bunker".

"I'm a Shock Trooper In a Stupor..."

Here's a little bit of verse from Silent Majority about my favorite Ramone meeting my least favorite anything:

It was in the year of '79
Dee Dee Ramone lay on his leathered back
Saturday smack addled shine
No whiskey did he lack

He stepped on board a vision
And followed with some gin
And ended up in Germany
Near the border of Berlin

He watched the marching army
Baffled at their clothes
Thought that he'd gone barmy
Seeing the Nazi pose

He walked the streets for hours
Then stopped at the Reichstag doors
The guards were simply cowards
Ran at the set of his jaw

He put on his jet black shades
Motorcycle boots on polished floor
A one man commando raid
Looking good for sure

Dee Dee sneered at the day
A moustached creep screamed
"Sieg heil! Actung! Danke schon! Away"
As on the fireplace he leaned

Easily caught and quickly taught
A lesson or two in place
Hitler brought up short
Dee Dee pulled out his razor bass

Yes, he caught the little turd
Punched Adolf after the chase
Singing 53rd & 3rd
As he banged the bass in his bloody face

The Ramone hit him for ages
Kicked his jackbooted arse
As Hitler had his impotent rages
As the sunshine turned to dark

Blood's never looked so pretty
As when it came from Hitler's shin
Dee Dee awoke in New York City
Many miles from Berlin

Gabba Gabba Heil?

Reasons to Never Stop Punching Hitler: Conservation

In this entry of a continuing series of reasons why Hitler should be punched at all times, we give you an eco-friendly one:

That's right. Carpool and conserve or Hitler wins. And that's why he should be punched, dammit. It's that simple.

This propaganda poster was made by Weimer Pursell in 1943 and printed by our very own guv'ment. Hat tip to Olaf for the pic.

Look for variations on the theme tomorrow.

The Destroyer Redeems Himself

Destroyer...I forgive you for letting me down yesterday.

Because...

You picked me right back up again.

Even if your costume is still ri-goddamn-diculous.

Thanks, Olaf, for helping me regain my faith in Hitler Punching. This mighty wallop occurs in Mystic Comics #8. Unfortunately, I'm not sure who the artist is.

Apparently Today is Baseball Day...

As friend of HGP Ionas the Baron recently submitted this gem:



Bonus HGP bucks for using my own Solomon Stone drawing as an element. I've never cared too much about the Jays, but I suspect this new "Hitler Punching" strategy will certainly pay off this year.

Even More Satisfying Than A.J.

As a Cubs fan, I was never truly in love with Michael Barrett. His offense was often decent, even good. But his defense and game calling was sub-par at best. Really, there was never a moment that he was my favorite player...

...UNTIL THAT ONE TIME HE TOTALLY SUCKER-PUNCHED HITLER.

Yes, I made this. And yes, I'm aware that the blue sunburst looks a little like the Japanese flag. But it gives it a nifty "Pop Art meets Op Art" feel, dammit. And if you click it, it gets slightly larger.

OMG WHO IS BOMBING HITLER? CAT IS BOMBING HITLER! HOW CAN THIS BE?

Sorry for the lack of recent updates, trust me it's not from the fields going fallow on this subject. Anyways, to make up for the days skipped I've decided to pull out one of the big guns. Namely, this:

That's right, kids. It's a fucking Catplane dropping bombs on a Hitler whale. If you see this picture and don't understand how great and awesome life is, well, I don't know what to tell you.

I don't seem to have the origin information of this piece of art, but a major hat tip to Olaf for pointing us to the pic.

Wolter Edit 2011: Hat tip to the Alibear for getting us a replacement picture after the original went down.

The Destroyer Actually Lets Me Down A Bit

I mean, he's definitely* punching Hitler. In the head. You can't take that away from him:

But, with a name like "Destroyer," I just expect a little more...well...destruction. Also his costume is the sort of thing you ONLY see in the Golden Age.

Ah well, Hitler Punching is like pizza. Even when it's not very good, it's still pretty damn good.

The Destroyer knocks the Fuhrer in the Kopf in Mystery Comics #9, with Pencils by Al Gabriele and inks by the hardworking Syd Shores. Image submitted by Olaf.

*Actually, upon review, he might be punching him, but there's just as good a chance he's kneeing him. But it's in the head. No doubt about that.