Okay, I'm Back...

Sorry about being out of the loop for so long, but I've been busy at work, planning a wedding, and just plain lazy.

But all of that changed.

Why?

Because THE BLACKHAWKS WON THE STANLEY CUP, that's why!


Thanks to rcs, for sticking a Chelsea Dagger in-between Hitler's ribs.

I Could Seriously Just Put These Up Forever

If I had enough Cap #1 Tribute pics, I would put them up every day of the week for eternity.

Tribute is by Mike Loveland. Artwork found on Covered, which is probably the greatest blog idea in history.

Note: I tagged this Cap #1 Tribute Week for my own archiving purposes. I don't have enough to make another full week. UNLESS SOMEONE WANTS TO SEND ME SOME IN.

Here's a Twofer!

Mainly because I'm way too lazy to split these into more than one cartoon.



These cartoons were by Kansas City Star political cartoonist S. J. Ray, and can be purchased here.

Thanks to rcs.

It's Finally Starting To Thaw

Both literally, here in Chicago, and figuratively (in my day-to-day life).

Sorry I've been out of commission, but even a dedicated Hitler Puncher can't always take a swing when he wants to.

At any rate, here comes the sun:

And, yes, it's all right.

Thanks to rcs. He found it on sale at eBay. You can buy it, if you want it.

Who DOESN'T love Sally Jupiter?

Well, her daughter has some mixed feelings. But the correct answer is clearly "Hitler."

Thanks, Watchmen, for fetishizing my hobby!

Credit Where Credit Is Due Section: I stumbled on to this page (where HGP gets a shout out!)while looking for more imagery. Thanks, meganphntmgrl for uploading them.

Remember Back When I Had Theme Weeks?

Those were the good times. Back when a seemingly endless supply of Hitler-abuse artwork landed in my lap...

Today, I pay homage to those halcyon days with:

A POSTCARD OF A BEAR ATTACKING HITLER.

I don't have a week's worth of these, but this is still pretty joyous.

Thanks rcs. Who says you can't go home again?

This Fills Me With Inordinate Delight

Last week was a bit of a wash for me, but I'm hoping HGP comes on strong this week.

And to start with, we have some ORIGINAL HITLER PUNCHING ART!

Thanks to Robin, whose Meats and Treats was the single greatest food cartoon blog of 2009.

And if you want to show off your Hitler Punching skills, submit some original art to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com. And, like Robin, you might just get some of these:

Enjoy those HGP Fun Bucks, Robin.

Follow Your Leader

I've been really lax with HGP lately, and for that I apologize. There's been an illness in the family and a wedding to plan, as well as my job actually requiring me to, you know, work...

But then longtime reader and contributor Mark reminded me that today was the day Hitler did the world a belated favor and punched his own ticket:

HAPPY HITLER SUICIDE DAY!

CELEBRATE RESPONSIBLY!

Both rcs and thealibear submitted versions of the second pic ages ago that I misplaced. I found the first one while looking for the second. And decided to give you both.

NICK FRIGGING FURY.

I feel just awful for missing yesterday, but there were a lot of personal things on my plate.

To make it up to all seven of my remaining readers, I give you this classic slice of alternate history:

Hitler eats temporally tangential lead in FantasticFour #292, by John Byrne and Al Gordon.

Thanks to Olaf.

Can the Balloon Juice and Hit Something!

Literature's nice and all, but I bet you've all been missing the sweet kiss of fists on Hitler's face.

Thankfully, Uncle Sam is here to change that:


Thanks to rcs for the picture, which he found here. You can click on it to enlarge.

And because he has a poet's soul, rcs also composed this limerick:

There once was a man from Braunau am Inn
Whose vision of the world was quite grim
Old Wolt made this site
So we can swing day & night
And punch Adolph's mug at our whim!

Which is the first time anyone has written a non-dirty limerick about me. Thanks!

More Poetry Corner!

I got so excited about remembering to hang Hitler on his birthday, I almost forgot that today was one of my posting days.

Have another collage poem!

Time To

I am made of shellfish tick tock tick
He encounter globe make gesture
Come at swingin', come at swingin'
I sit in one of the dives on
Firebomb jag, write them as are
Give Adolf the rough end of the stick
The swift rendering unto, the hot house
There may, four candles grouped, as is,
With Elmer Fudd in Warsaw Ghetto
This Count Basie Orchestral Maneuvers in
The thee the thou the wendigo blues
Lightly brown a pound of ground
Take a number, punch that Shitler
Sometimes it happens that an image
Is not forthcoming, so come at him
Swinging

Thanks to Gene Mayes for the erudite Hitler Punchery.

Happy Birthday, Hitler!

Let's celebrate!


I almost forgot what today was. No way I let Adolf get his birthday off, even if that means I have to come into the HGP offices on my off day. And hey, if you like this one, you can buy it.

Thanks to rcs.

HGP's Poetry Corner!

Happy Monday! It's time to give you illiterate HGP readers some culture. Some culture with fists.

Longtime HGP reader (and one of our first contributors) Gene Mayes has given us another slab of two-fisted poetic justice, this time a collage poem:

Cold Soup in the Bathroom

They often wander for the wandering
The old prizefighters; Henry screwed the day
And nightly scissored his canned brown bread
Why not chase the moondog? Hitler creeping
All lyrical abstractions correct and accounted
For lying still and sleeping, Daffy Duck
And hollowpoint rounds--Hitler saw and ducked
The first punch, the second, not third
The hard bread breath of, the sticky lights of, of
Mussolini hidden with hardboiled eggs in aspic
Jiggling, Hitler crying now, bloodied and
Vaguer stuff can still decide the day, Henry screwed the day
And nightly punched the Führer they called him
They often wander for the wandering, dog moons
And nicer stuff, ducked or lying under gelatin cover
Punch him harder
It's a dog's world

Thanks again, Gene! Here's your Fun Bucks. And remember: Hitler Punching is for everyone! Send your examples, in whatever medium you choose, to HitlerPuncher AT gmail DOT com.

In Case You Forgot To Pay Your Taxes...

Donald Duck has some words for you:

If you don't want to watch the whole thing, the best part starts about the 2:00 mark.

Thanks to Tank for the heads up.

Take That, Wax Hitler!

I got sent this link a while back, but I totally forgot to put it up:



Gotta love a man who straight up can't even stand a wax model of Hitler.

Illustration by Thomas Kuhlenbeck. Thanks to rcs for the link.