Tuesday, May 19, 2009

If Hitler Thought Napoleon Was Tough...

Remember playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out as a kid? No? You make me feel old. Indulge your elder, and play along anyway.

Remember how tough Sandman and Macho Man were? And then you finally get past him and got to Tyson (or Mr. Dream, if you bought it either Pre-NES or Post-conviction). Then Tyson almost instantaneously made you his bitch?

So yesterday it was Napoleon...and today...

There is no way to make a 'TKO from Tokyo' reference that actually makes sense here. I tried. Lord how I tried.

...no amount of pressing select between rounds is gonna get you through three rounds with the Russian Winter.

Thanks to rcs for the picture.

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