Monday, April 13, 2009

Hitler Abuse From Across the Pond

Sure, the majority of Hitler Punchery that occurs on this site comes from the U.S. But, though I'm proud of the American tradition of Fuhrer abuse, the Allied cause was spread over numerous nations. And few had as much of a reason to spank the crap out of Hitler than the English. And spank they did:

Defending Beans and Toast for all future generations
And, as far as I can tell, this is the song they sang while spanking:

A certain German chancellor has lost his head,
He's going to get a headache somewhere else instead,
And he will be retiring very soon,
To join a certain Kaiser down in Doom,

Adolf, you've bitten off, much more than you can chew.
Come on, hold your hand out,
We're all fed up with you, Gor Blimey,
Adolf, you toddle off, and all your Nazis too,
Or you may get something to remind you
Of the old red, white and blue.

Cheers, lads.

Lyrics to "Adolf," are by Annette Mills, who was apparently the aunt of both Haley Mills and Haley Mills. I'm guessing the artwork is by a "Lawrence Wright," but I don't have any information about him. Thanks to Olaf for submitting this fine example of Hitler abuse.


  1. No, Lawrence Wright is the publisher.